Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[jenny2603]

I wonder if any of Jack's special people have managed to avoid eating the trifle due to hysterical laughter at the gold.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Some of the Squigs are asking which corner of the internet awkward. We're here! Jack talks shite.

 

[Django]

It looks the most basic of basic trifles with basic stars that you’d ask your preschooler to put on the top for decoration. How she cosplays as a chef is staggering.

Catching up after two days of (real) friends being here, but trifle Jack is just so weird, I hate trifle and soggy cake but haven't seen it since about 1980. When Jack was attempting to produce the Vile Bottom Index she was including Frey Bentos tinned pies? Have we heard any more about this from her?

 

[Captainmouse]

I think there is custard, it's just really pale

it ain't birds

probs the fresh stuff

Oh I thought that was butterscotch angel delight

 

[Orphan_Black]

I wonder if any of Jack's special people have managed to avoid eating the trifle due to hysterical laughter at the gold.

Here's hoping Coops (mate) tripped her up as she brought it to the table.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Some of the Squigs are asking which corner of the internet awkward. We're here! Jack talks shite.

They're threatening to come here and spray us all gold

 

[Kittypops]

As a toddler does a poo in their potty, so a collective "yay, behold!" Is forthcoming from the squigs

 

[Nottonightbabe]

They're threatening to come her and spray us all gold

And one of them is going to bring a broom apparently?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Here's hoping Coops (mate) tripped her up as she brought it to the table.

I imagine lots of pretend yummy noises.

Then a swift maccies trip on the journey home. Meanwhile cooper is doing revenge shits in the garden.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Poor “Special Friends” who totally exist and aren’t made up. Getting sprayed in spite

 

[colouredlines]

Jack's gold-sprayed trifle was made when she had covid, so how was it designed to make her dad laugh? He couldn't come round to eat it (lucky man).

 

[Veronicaaa]

Poor “Special Friends” who totally exist and aren’t made up. Getting sprayed in spite

Most cooks are like 'and the special ingredient is .... LOVE!'. Jack's like 'The secret ingredient is .... SPITE'.

 

[Arsov Cooper]

soft pink curtains

Unruly labia? There's no escape.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

And one of them is going to bring a broom apparently?

Oh, thanks squig, hop on board ninnies!

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

10,000 is a very specific number. Almost as if she's alluding to something that shares that exact figure and knows it'll rile a "weird little hostile corner of the Internet."

And it seems like every single tweet now mentions (but doesn't actually mention) Tattle, even though she hasn't read here for ages and doesn't care what people here think.

Guess she's literally running on spite and J1g these days. Sad! Hope the special people enjoy their trifle while she wangs on for two hours about how mean people are for expecting her to be honest with her followers and honour her commitments (but she definitely, 100% isn't bothered).

Should I be slightly offended at your choice of gif?
Love Lydia x

 

[jenny2603]

Jack's gold-sprayed trifle was made when she had covid, so how was it designed to make her dad laugh? He couldn't come round to eat it (lucky man).

Maybe she did a zoom call with him and he hit the deck laughing and then Jack's mum would have come in all puzzled and been like "what's going on?" and Jack's dad would just have managed to say "gold on a trifle" in between laughs. It would have been so funny and everyone laughs about to this day.

Most cooks are like 'and the special ingredient is .... LOVE!'. Jack's like 'The secret ingredient is .... SPITE'.

I wonder if she sprayed the whole dinner gold or just the dessert course. How much spite is involved here exactly?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

To be honest all her twitter fans actually make me laugh.

I don't care that much about her trifle, all trifles are the spawn of Satan.

I had a lovely roast dinner today after a lovely yomp with my family. I have no bitterness or resentment in me towards her.

I just don't like people who are rude and think the world owes them a living for well... Living!


She talks bollocks all the time. That annoys me. More than anything I pity her because I find her life so lonely, but again that's just my own thoughts.

 

[KebabGirl]

Maybe she did a zoom call with him and he hit the deck laughing and then Jack's mum would have come in all puzzled and been like "what's going on?" and Jack's dad would just have managed to say "gold on a trifle" in between laughs. It would have been so funny and everyone laughs about to this day.


I wonder if she sprayed the whole dinner gold or just the dessert course. How much spite is involved here exactly?

Gold? On a triiiiiiifle?

If only my family were that funny I'd have a six pack from laughing so much.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

I am frequently ~that person~ in the cinema who will actively go up to people on their phones and tell them to put them away as the glare is distracting (looking at you, Gen Z Timothée Chalamet fangirls with no interest in Dune whatsoever who nearly tit themselves when I bollocked them for scrolling FLASHING bleeping TIKTOKS throughout). If I’d been in that cinema while that self-absorbed hole was waving about her lit-up phone typing about herself (and I bet she’s got the clicks on her keypad and all) it would have been Tiggy + Bos at dawn*.

*Granted she might have an advantage if she regularly carries around glass bottles but I can bench quite a bit more than the queen weighs as I’m a big hench so I like my hypothetical odds.

i think i love you. please continue doing this

 

[jenny2603]

Yer da laughs at gold trifles has to be the new yer da sells Avon.