Somebody else can have my share of spoonsI’m glad this has carried over and nobody has commented what I was going to say: that being we could all pick half a dozen spoons each
Jack Monroe #267 Could it be a different scheme you helped set up?
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There was something so creepy about her smoothie bowls - the captions were always along the lines of "I got up at 4am to make this bowl for Mrs J, complete with a tiny Eiffel Tower built out of chia seeds, while I will be eating a single mouldy nectarine because I am selfless and I love her so much and she will never leave!!!"Omg, I just remembered her smoothie bowls days! I haven’t dreamed this up, have I? It was during the days I still loved her
Disappointed that nobody has asked for the 2019 bedspread yet. I've literally just bought a new set unfortunately, so, form an orderly queue 
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Meanwhile Mrs J quickly replaces the poster of Rita Hayworth which she's been using to conceal the entrance of the escape tunnel she's been digging with a rusty spoon and waits for Jack to return with the slop.
I hope you will all be so kind as to let me have the jellycat toast? 
It would make me ridiculously HAPPY.
(Screenshot from @Silver Linings during the Celery, Edinburgh era)
It would make me ridiculously HAPPY. (Screenshot from @Silver Linings during the Celery, Edinburgh era)
The bromelain in tinned pineapples is denatured
Speaking of, I wonder if Jack consider themself Bohemian:Coming from the past to say thank (space) you to @colouredlines for the Dandy Warhol's reference to"we used to be friends" in t'previous thread.
Back I go...
I want her lever arch files of other people's data so I can burn them and set them all free from this GDPR nightmare
Bone chilling. LJC always seemed to be forced into commenting on the posts or reposting them too, saying how lucky she was. "I'm v v lucky", typed out like a robot on each one
How the duck did she fill three vans and seven cars with her stuff?! I knew she had baggage but jfc
"She's treating me very well and I urge the government to listen to her demands"Bone chilling. LJC always seemed to be forced into commenting on the posts or reposting them too, saying how lucky she was. "I'm v v lucky", typed out like a robot on each one
At this time? Up Sainsbury’s doing the night shift
Can I have the kombucha ? Petrol is really expensive right now.
Has anyone nabbed the 
yet?
yet?
It's also really expensive to move, which directly contradicts the 'moving cos poverty' nonsense.
2016 3 Luton vans and 7 estate cars!I wanted to answer the eternal question: how many times has Jack Monroe moved house?
In doing so, I also found that the crappy bungalow may, in fact, not be the first place that Jack considers to truly be a home...
October 2011: Jack breaks up with her partner & moves out into "executive luxury apartment"
(can't find receipt right now, sorry)
October 2012: Jack moves into the flat with the mirrored tiles in the kitchen, seen in many early Poverty news stories
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MAY 2013: Jack is moving into a shared house
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JULY 2013: Jack has moved
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(Incidentally, I know some Frauen believe that Jack moved back home at this time. I read some of her blog comments that indicate that she didn't, but I can't find them right now. She could be lying, but I'll assume she isn't. For once.)
OCTOBER 2013: Jack has moved out and is now living with the Mrs Jack of the day
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source: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/oct/02/jack-monroe-creative-recipes-tight-budget
Interlude: in December 2013, she has a guitar that has moved house with her 12 times. Didn't sell that, then?
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source: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2013/12/31/a-pretty-good-year-reflections-on-2013/
We have a lack of info now. We know she moved in with Allegra in mid-2014, breaking up with the previous Mrs J some time before then.
SUMMER 2015: Jack breaks up with Allegra and moves into a flat, her "ideal home"
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She is slow to decorate it.
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She eventually acquires a bed.
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AUGUST 2016: Jack moves into a house, her "dream home"
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She proceeds to trash the place.
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Still there in 2017...
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Trashing continues for some time.
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Can you believe that the picture below is Jack DECLUTTERING?!
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JUNE 2018: Jack moves into a bungalow (not the crappy bungalow). It's "perfect" and "feels like home", unlike her last two dream homes
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She seems to really like it.
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FEBRUARY 2019: the crappy bungalow
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In conclusion:
1) Flat with partner
2) Executive luxury apartment
3) Mirror kitchen
4) House share
5) Flat with then-fiancée
??????? (she must have moved home 15+ times in 2014, according to her own moving stats)
6) Allegra's home
7) Flat
8) House
9) Bungalow
10) crappy bungalow
I need a new hobby
I repeat 3 Luton vans and 7 estate cars!also if the upstairs is so cold, why not sleep downstairs? Lots of rooms to choose from
It always reminds me of the wolf jacket on the Apprentice ...Disappointed that nobody has asked for the 2019 bedspread yet. I've literally just bought a new set unfortunately, so, form an orderly queue
For one it’s closer to the kitchen so the roasting trays would retain more heat on the shorter journey from the kitchen…
Well if Jack is barely receiving any financial reward then I am in long term poverty because my income is less than she's getting from Patreon, nor am I earning interest on any charitable donations resting in my bank account. Therefore send me your cattos, doggos but most of all lovely cashos and please support me by buying my forthcoming "Poorer than Jack Monroe" merch.
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