Omg, I just remembered her smoothie bowls days! I haven’t dreamed this up, have I? It was during the days I still loved her
She deleted the dead dog one:
Jack Monroe #267 Could it be a different scheme you helped set up?
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She deleted the dead dog one:
Babes, same.
In breaking news.......£2500+ a month now considered 'barely any financial benefit' by ill-informed Squigs
No Jenny, Jack is clearly in long term poverty because SHE RENTS a £2k per month house in Thorpe Bay.
Jack, labradors don't have pink noses you weirdigan.
Really?! Reeeaaallly? Arrrrgghhhhhhh. She has changed NOTHING. The changes required are to systems, policies, funding streams. They are interrelated and complex. Enabling people who shop at ASDA to have access to cheap food is a sticking plaster. Poorly researched statements to parliamentary committees full of half truths and downright lies damage more credible people in this space.
The fact that you have retained those words is worthy of an award in the Sloppies
Speaking of which, has anyone seen @Switchstreetz recently?
She was jealous of a beloved and deceased childhood pet. Let that sink in. Between that and Mary Poppins, it was never gonna work 
"I love you so much, I put a picture of a dog that looks a bit like your dead one on your breakfast."
I'm sorry but that's a threat.
I don’t want a single item from that house as all of it will be imbued with her malevolent spirit. Don’t need those oppressive vibes in my presence.
Tittering at the list that includes “a photo of a former friend with face scribbled out”. Who the duck does that IRL? Figuratively removing the face of someone you perceived to have wronged you. A Cluster B nightmare, that’s who.
Tittering at the list that includes “a photo of a former friend with face scribbled out”. Who the duck does that IRL? Figuratively removing the face of someone you perceived to have wronged you. A Cluster B nightmare, that’s who.
To be fair I do OWN. GIRFUY Jack.
Alas you are mistaken , your income isn’t what defines you as being in long term poverty -only when you sit nibbling meakly on the corner of a value stock cube while your child sits in the dark next to your guitar , laptop , Emin and all your other “ gifts” you just couldn’t sell alongside your child’s favourite toy, asking you for more bread and jam ( because even at their tender young age , they know they are born into a world too poor for butter )
What does GIRFUY mean?
GET IT RIGHT F*CKING UP YE!
I am stealing weirdigan - great word!
"Louisa, Louisa, remember sweetie, I love you more than your dead dog"
It's giving me real 'Blank Room Soup' vibes...
ETA Jinx @ChickenPorridge
ETA 2 And @jenny2603 Lolz
It's giving me real 'Blank Room Soup' vibes...
ETA Jinx @ChickenPorridge
ETA 2 And @jenny2603 Lolz
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It's more Scottish football forums it's popular with tbfThis is why I was so tit at dating websites
Don’t eat yoghurt when on tattle.
I'm daft old sod and thought lol meant lots of love for ages (no, I'm not David Cameron btw) but managed to meet the current Mr Django 14 years ago. Can you imagine Jack's profile on a dating app?It's more Scottish football forums it's popular with tbf
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