Jack Monroe #267 Could it be a different scheme you helped set up?

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jenny2603

Cucumberthunder said:
Re the 5 week delay, I think she may have ret-conned that in as it is now standard, but yours right, pre-UC things were sometimes slower than ideal but it wasn't baked in like it is now.
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Yes, that's exactly what she's done, because the story is largely fiction it grows arms and legs. I shall be not be surprised if we get a story about how she kicked a clerk at her local labour exchange after he denied her claim for national assistance at some point.
 
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colouredlines

Django said:
What happened to little Harry, that was only 10 years ago? So many pets lost but so much crap held onto
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She acquired two kittens, Harry (as in Harriet Harmann) and Millie (as in Milliband - it was her hardcore Labour phase), in October 2012.

They were both gone by summer 2013.
 
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Geetbo

Has anyone bagsied the sentient mirror? I want it. The stories it will tell.
 
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JombleWomble


Where does vacuuming twice a day fit in with being so traumatised by The Poverty that you're chronically afraid to use any electricity? And where do you find the time whilst single handedly saving the world?

(Do I want to know what a tampon pineapple is? )
 
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PoorPatrol

You’re all as thick as (any fat content) mince! Nobody’s bagsied the Emin!!! Im having it, and the beauuuuutiful cross stitch of LJC and Jack’s first meeting
 
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colouredlines

Has anyone claimed the Nintendo Switch? If that's gone, I'll take anything not covered by a film of grease.
 
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jenny2603

PoorPatrol said:
You’re all as thick as (any fat content) mince! Nobody’s bagsied the Emin!!! Im having it, and the beauuuuutiful cross stitch of LJC and Jack’s first meeting
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Ha! Jokes on you. It's Jack's policy never to sell gifts unless they're Omega Seamasters. The Emin was a gift from a mate and you can't have it.
 
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MancBee

I wonder if she will sell that laptop she had before she sold absolutely everything, but somehow still owns?
 
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StringyMango

I'll put a pair of Marigolds on. Make a solution of soda crystals and hot water. That should deal with the grease on the artificial string of pearls plant..
 
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blurstoftimes

excellent work as always dear heart, i live for your deep dives!

‘kitchen-lounge-diner-music studio’ its good to have confirmation that jack has always been a massive twat
 
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