Stop wearing his clothes Jack - weirdo
Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus
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It's all part of the fragile smol pixie cosplay. So teeny and fragile that she wears childrens clothes.
Bellend.
Jack Totally Knows Black People: episode 3
Lads! Call the onion police! She's fresh out of mushroom dust!
Amusing that this is one of the few pots that apparently does get used frequently.
Amusing that this is one of the few pots that apparently does get used frequently.
But it’s also strange. It’s her kids dirty t shirt.
1 it’s stalker behaviour
2 let him have his own things without you stretching them out
3 if you are lucky your wardrobe will be considered cool enough to be raided by your kids, it’s not supposed to be the other way round.
It’s not the same thing that I’m desperate for my son to be the same size feet as me so I can buy him loads of cool trainers that I can *inherit* when he almost immediately grows out of them? Is it? Is it??
45 minutes until the parliamentary merail! How long do we think she’ll get? How much of that time will she spend speaking about herself? WILL SHE MENTION IMAGINARY TOOTHPASTE MAN??
We should have organised JackBingo.
OH MY GOD!! Disgraceful.
first of all, that's not her own photo (shocking, I know)
second, woo-hoo, it's parliament day! 35mins to go, better get my snacks ready (cheerios and tea)!
TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS!
eta haha jinx instacharlie!
second, woo-hoo, it's parliament day! 35mins to go, better get my snacks ready (cheerios and tea)!
TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS!
eta haha jinx instacharlie!
Waiting for the squigs to ask to buy the print.
You can see where she has cut the watermark off!!!
She's trying to suggest that a) she was at HoP 3 hours early and b) that photo is hers. She doesn't explicitly say either so can't be called out.
Not a good look stealing art though
Do we have a bingo card? Hoping for a repeat of the "at conference" speech and a reference to pants being pulled down.
If a blue ticker or influencer posts a photo or a quote I always assume they've pinched it from somewhere. It's standard practice for them all
She describes herself amongst other things as a photographer to the point she has watermarked her own crappy photos of Smart Price tins so she knows exactly how crappy this is. She is such a dishonest PoS.
It bothers me more than it should that she's also used a sunset photo rather than a sunrise to imply she's in London early
trifley d's as excited as we are!
Schrodinger’s tits - simultaneously huge enough that someone can tell your gender from a microscopic picture, yet small enough to fit in a T shirt made for an 11 year old boy.
Knew she had nicked it as soon as she posted it. Gotta have a great picture for this adventure
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