Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

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It bothers me more than it should that she's also used a sunset photo rather than a sunrise to imply she's in London early 😂
I knew that something was wrong, but couldn't quite figure out what. It is so obvious now. 😂
 
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Jack, the person that came to interview you is not a friend. They are doing a job. Do you get it now.

It doesn't matter if they bring Cypriot snacks, they are not, and neither should they, be your friend.

No wonder Jack thinks she has so many friends. Everyone she has a chance meeting with she considers a friend.

Friends are people you ring up when you feel like a chat, Friends are people you call when you are having a good or a bad day. Friends are people you turn to when you are down on your luck and can't afford jam for your child's toast.

Friends are not people that are paid to talk to you as part of their job.

Off you pop to "the big house" 🙄, Toot Toot. Ya prune.
Yes this!!!!! Little children call other little children that they've just met "my friends".
 
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I hope that's not a copyrighted photo she's used without permission. She could be sued 🤔
 
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Taking someone else's work and passing it off as her own... doesn't sound like Jack at all. 🤔
 
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I'm still not clear from her pinned tweet: is TOOT TOOT a cry of triumph or a way of saying duck you?

TOOT TOOT, I've passed my exams!

or

You slept with my sister? TOOT TOOT, mole!
 
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It would actually be funny if there *was* a train chaos, meaning she didn't make it on time / at all but she can't post about it because she's meant to already be there. Hoist by her own lies once again.
 
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I'm almost sorry that I have to go to my low paid, part time job. See you on the other side, motherfuckers.
 
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She must've gone last night and stayed in the Big Smoke. I can't believe she'd trust herself to be up early enough to get the train in and arrive on time.
 
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It would actually be funny if there *was* a train chaos, meaning she didn't make it on time / at all but she can't post about it because she's meant to already be there. Hoist by her own lies once again.
I don't think she'd miss this for the world, too much billy big balls energy to not appear in parliament. It'll be on her bio before the actual sunset over the palaces of Westminster later :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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I wonder if she has Starbursts or Opal Fruits today?

Is it too much to ask that she bought Tunes, or Mentholyptus to help her breathing.
 
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