Remember not to use a Dyson that you find in a puddle though. #lifehacksforgriftersApologies if already said, but the hairdryer can be a Dyson if you, too, have the most generous, forever gifting adult friends.
Jack's friends: forever gifting
Jack: forever grifting
Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser
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This using leggings to dry your hair has put me in mind of Blackadder when he feigned madness by putting his briefs on his head and kept saying "wibble".
Oh, she's disabled again! Is she sure she understands what disabled actually means, given that she kept shouting about being immunocompromised at the beginning of the pandemic and later claimed that she wasn't/just got confused as to what it meant?
I see she's decided to 'own' the grift these days which is good progress I think. Now we wait for supporters to realise they literally get nothing
There are bound to be a few at least who were expecting the recipe cards.
I see she's decided to 'own' the grift these days which is good progress I think. Now we wait for supporters to realise they literally get nothing
There are bound to be a few at least who were expecting the recipe cards.
Jack, you forgot Grifter, tax dodger and CabalWannabe.
Funny about things around her neck again…
Just thinking of my fantasy Jack tormenting Celebrity Bake Off Line Up
1. That Man
2. David Walliams
3. Katie Hopkins
4. Jacob Rees Mogg
5. Annunziata Rees Mogg
6. Chris Mate
7. Samantha Cameron
8. Michael Portillo
9. Allegra McEvedy
10. Charlie Bigham
11. Edwina Currie
12. Eammon Holmes
13. Vladimir Putin
1. That Man
2. David Walliams
3. Katie Hopkins
4. Jacob Rees Mogg
5. Annunziata Rees Mogg
6. Chris Mate
7. Samantha Cameron
8. Michael Portillo
9. Allegra McEvedy
10. Charlie Bigham
11. Edwina Currie
12. Eammon Holmes
13. Vladimir Putin
Person she's tagged is Ian Rankin.
If she used it out loud, that suggests she's talking to someone.
So she stopped mid-conversation to tweet about it.
Serial loser strikes again.
Oh feck off Jack. Scotland doesn't want you
That's it. I am writing to my MSP and demanding action is taken to stop her pretending to be Scottish.
Announcing that she's living on crisps and coffee because she's so busy is a very strange marketing choice though, given that:
A) she’s never too busy to tweet
B) she’s posted photos of her breakfast/dinner/16 chicken nuggets/tit looking toasted sandwich etc
C) she doesn’t like coffee
D) I give up…
can anyone think of another ‘author’ who, this close to or far past a deadline, is dicking about on Twitter to this extent, sharing details of the work they’re about to pitch to a publisher, including a draft cover? I can’t believe how far she’s got from delivering absolutely nothing. Ever.
I spat out some drink laughing at this. I'll send you an invoice once I've done the Big Maths to work out how many pence you made me waste.
I strongly suspect that one of the tips in this books is going to be "Supermarket own brand BBQ sauce coloured (and yet also purple??) box dye is just as good as getting your hair done professionally". She will use today's high jinks as evidence, and forget to mention that she also went to a salon.
Did ye, aye?
Don't forget to cost for recovery time.
either that or once again she is showing her lack of knowledge about what it means to be non binary, mixing up gender and sexuality again
fair enough she has chosen to declare her sexuality as les for the past decade - public relationships with women, an article or blog post when SB’s dad split up with his partner, SB asked if that meant daddy would be back and she told him “ mummy loves girls “ etc . But she also has a child conceived the old fashioned way with a man, after experienced a prior pregnancy loss. No one would bat an eyelid if she chose to reclassify as bi or pan .
At least she has confirmed that it’s not SB’s dad she is dating , because otherwise how could she be a single parent in any meaning of the word .
I’m on a min grunk , so this might already have said but the legging to dry your thick Mediterranean hair back is clearly her seeing the curly girl hair hack of using a T-shirt to dry hair and substituting another item of clothing to pass it off as her own maverick invention .
Mrs Beeton is niche for sure, but duck me, imagine paying £44 for a jumper that says bread and circuses on it? Surely I’m not the only one who had no clue whatsoever was going on with that one.
I have never despised anyone more! Pissing herself laughing at all her Patreon Supporters and she’s happily living it up off other peoples money. Fits the Tory hand mould like a bleeping glove! B
Maybe her recent fixation on Scottish dialect is because she's dating someone Scottish? She does strike me as the type to claim her accent/mannerisms naturally changed within minutes of her being around someone from a different area.
this is (mostly) a who's who of human crap and yet, I'm still seriously considering who I'd stan
She could always substitute the leggings for one of her many labia control pants
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