Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

[Silver Linings]

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[OwlRightsReserved]

I have made it to the present day. What a grunk - bum guns, Findus pizza, "the big boy" . I feel like I've scaled Everest.

Sorry to harp back to what was days ago, but there's something that has really radiator-dried my mushrooms, and that's Jack recommending cheap bleach and vinegar for cleaning without the caveat that you should never mix said bleach with said vinegar. Typical household bleach is sodium hypochlorite, which when mixed with acid (like that in vinegar), releases chlorine gas.

No wonder her pets keep dying, she's bloody Wilfred Owen-ing them. The woman's an outright danger.

 

[Lazarus]

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Jack being funny about things around her neck:

 

[Wooh]

She doesn't eat like a sober person!

Jack Monroe #260 Stop trying to make macro philanthropy happen, it’s not going to happen

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack being funny about things around her neck:

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Let's not forget the teething necklace

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Let's not forget the teething necklace

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Good Christ, I'd forgotten that dead-eyed stare.

 

[Morrisey]

Black pudding darkness aside, those nuggets are seriously over fried. And why , why , why piss about making black pudding crumb? Just eat the black pudding Jack. You are not a chef, stop trying to cook cheffy things, it always come out worse than the slop.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Yet again, why are you making something which is meant to be for your son's dinner at 11am?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[BlendedSlop]

"I'd still be vegan if the nice lady doctor hadn't told me to eat oily fish for my joints"

 

[veryfondoftea]

I wish I was more witty, but all I ever have to say when I see things like this is 'I dislike her'. She sucks and I am sure she knows exactly what she is doing.

 

['EllsBells]

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If she lived around here Jack could get bags of chicken popcorn from the local bakers. And, if she wanted to dip into the everlasting £50 she could have a takeaway pizza with chicken popcorn topper. Simples. Just come to our Table de Hote corner of the world.

 

[Wooh]

Yairs, I like eating chunks of fried food, where the main ingredient is rendered obsolete by the "garnish".

That's budget cooking, man.

 

[MsGilmore]

Someone on a budget would just eat the black pudding and the chicken for a different meal.

 

[MancBee]

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"LOOK AT THEM"
Hmmmmm, low welfare chicken breast covered in softy, soft,soft soft cheap white breadcrumbs with congealed pigs blood and fried in oil saved from tins of sardines.

Jack, I don't want to "look at them", thanks all the same.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

@Lazarus I can’t quote across threads, but I need to send you the biggest for your post at the end of the last one. It brought me to tears.

Spoiler: me rail-ED.

I am at that stage now, trying to cook proper food rather than barely anything and this is where I end up, particularly when alone all day. Seeing Jack partake in these behaviours and tweet tit about them doesn’t help but that is entirely on me.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Satisfying Click]

I thought the scalloping on that bra looked familiar...

 

[SquattyPotty]

Eek, I'm not sure how I feel about getting a thread title so soon after emerging from a very long lurkdom, it's all a bit gauche darling.

I can't take any credit anyway as Jack literally writes them herself, but to mark the occasion I am going to make every single one of you a tiny chicken nugget. I've run out of oats and I don't like black pudding, so I shall be substituting with coco pops and rice pudding. Ooft...that'll do!

 

[jenny2603]

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Just think Jack Mate if your entire life wasn't a total lie, you wouldn't get so nervous the night before your appearances. Just a thought.