Jack Monroe #26 Jack be bitter, Jack be quick, Jack stop being such a dick.

[Raker]

And just while we’re on the subject of bitter haters, a few billion threads ago there were a number of posters looking at their lives and taking decisions about all kinds of stuff — and opening up and sharing on the thread.

Obviously not looking for a progress report, but just thinking about you all and hoping that you’re getting the ongoing support you need, ya big bunch of dead hearted trolls x

 

[NorthernSoul]

 

[Flash123]

Are those pictures from her sex work days?

 

[NorthernSoul]

Just having a nosey in JM likes. Surely this is worth a retweet for the food bank donation No retweet for this, yet she retweets Nigella’s thank you to JM for her free copy and ensures she comments on Nigella’s post, to raise her profile to Nigella’s followers All on the same day. Curious behaviour for the food bank saviour?!

 

[skronkywildcat]

Sometimes I have dreams about my very first boyfriend. We were on and off for years. He was very, very handsome with a mammoth cock. An awful, argumentative arsehole though - we used to row and fight all the time. He got some high security secret dangerous job so I can't even Facebook stalk him - but sometimes I dream we run into each other by chance and he's ever so well preserved and we have [censored].

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd she knew it, she bloody knew I had got lost in the Susie Verrill thread and posted those pics. I recover from Zoom pop quiz hangover and read about SJ, walk the dog, tidy up, eat Salt and ChillI squid takeaway and settle down. FML I had to Grunka Lunka like nobody’s business. Phew!

I would not usually body shame, so instead will focus on the garments. What the heck, she looks manky! You’ve all said it funnier than me, but I’m truly shocked. She needs help, that is just not right!

@Begborrowsteal so sorry you had to hear what you did, but hope you can hug your kids and realise you are moving on to better things

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I don't know why she's put two versions out there, but I assume it's just an oversight.

Instagram (L) Twitter (R)

 

[Tabitha D]

I suppose at least she’s cleared away the Hellmann’s merchandise. Not sure they’d be convinced this is “on brand”.

 

[Pocahontas]

Yep, these photos are edited af.



Exactly. You can clearly see the Photoshopping. Compare this to the one she's posted on Insta and the one she's used for her Twitter pic. They're much less edited - her hip looks bumpier, doesn't have the fuzzy edge, her legs aren't so smooth, and the wall doesn't seem to warp inwards at her waist.

Jack has been BUSY editing her photos!
Strange though, how she's posted both the heavily edited and the less heavily versions .

Why would she post both versions? Confusing.
It’s like she WANTS the scrutiny, the discussion of her motives. She’s a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Still catching up but I just went on insta and she has uploaded just one of the pics there, comments turned off, of course, but twitter pics have been edited, the insta one has not the reason I know this is her legs are a different colour and all hairy in the insta one, now I have nothing against not shaving your legs, I haven't shaved my legs in a fortnight but why edit and upload one set of pics to one social site and then upload a non edited version to another, it makes it obvious you edit your pics, it just made me hoot here enjoy this close up and apologies if already mentioned, I am several pages behind lol View attachment 153380

I think she's accidentally uploaded the unedited version. Just when you thought it couldn't get any cringier.

Also think it's really shit how much she's photoshopped those images. For someone who harps on about body issues, to post them without a disclaimer that they're heavily edited seems really deceptive to me.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

How weird! Not on mine

It’s because you’re on 1%!! How can you have your battery at 1%!!

Jack has manipulated her audience for sure but I wish people would stop diagnosing her with BPD. I have the disorder and, although we’re all individuals, I’d never project such an egotistical image to anyone, nor do I believe those with BPD are narcissistic. It hurts.

@FitiverMin going by your username I reckon we must come from the same neck of the woods....

Well I’m completed Grunka’d! When I logged on it didn’t look like there were that many more pages...there was another thread!! As if there wouldn’t be fuel for at least 30 pages!

it’s been said before, she wants to think we’re all horrible trolls and she would like other people to agree with her. But the genuine warmth shown to fellow Tattlers on these threads is awesome. Wayyyyy more awesome than a tofu sandwich or a fancy rowing machine or a tweet from Nigella. I may even say more awesome than Matt’s forearms...

I’m sending love to everyone with sore hearts today. When I stop and think about it, I remember that I really don’t know any of you but I hate the thought of any of you going through shit

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Nobody asked for a hair timeline but I made one anyway.
This is juuuust in the time I’ve been aware of Jack (February 2020) and my gosh there’s been a lot of looks and a lot of terrible editing!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

I have never suggested a thread title but I OUTRAGED that THAT WOMAN has had her thread title chosen over me. Somebody get my lawyer on the phone whilst I quote tweet and set my fans on you #BeKind

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't know how old Buddy Oliver is but omg how embarrassing that he seems more competent, interested and knowledgeable about food than I have ever seen Jack. Plus that meal actually looked appetizing. I can understand why he wasn't nervous as his dad was filming and it wasn't live, but even so he chatted and explained what he was doing in a very engaging way.
THAT BOY.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I can’t not read her tweets in Alan Partridge’s voice

 

[Ellabella]

She's claiming she's "hit her stride" presenting this Hellmans shitshow, on her latest post.

I've just rewatched the first few mins of yesterday's episode. It is truly diabolical. Muttering to herself, disappearing off screen to tell her son to be quiet, ghostly voice from above "you're on", fiddling around, peering down the camera. I just do not get how anyone can think that was good?!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

It's utterly sickening, isn't it? I couldn't believe it when I saw it last night. But these types have been around for a long time, spoiling for a fight with anyone who gets in their way. Walking home from an engagement party a good friend of mine was attacked with no warning, much like this. I was there, a guy stumbled out of a taxi and just went for him. I dont understand it, I dont understand what's gone wrong in their brain to make them do this sort of thing.

I'm so sorry for your friend that's horrific, I imagine every single BAME person in this country has a similar story sadly.

Tbh I think when you've been socialised as a white person in a white supremacy you act a certain way with impunity (5 arrests for all that carry on!). You've got no interest in educating yourself / unlearning your prejudices / rescinding your privilege, you're happy to keep on with the status quo cos you & ur mediocrity benefit from it. For every ALM bloke out there off his nut on coke & beer looking for a fight, there's a family at home sat online doing all lives matter / I don't see colour bollocks on Facebook/Twitter/Tattle which ultimately enables that sort of behaviour... words very much matter and it's why those of us who are white should keep calling it out xx

 

[Silver Linings]

she’s not wrong (the pic was the gov pretending to give a shit about grenfell, I muted them hence the unavailable), but why is it always about her. Give it a rest you bellend.

 

[J4n0Z]

Guten abend housefrauen!

I know the thread is on a different place now but just wanted to send a message of support to @Begborrowsteal. I've been there too and though it was hideously painful at the time, I feel like he did me a favour. I understand it won't feel that way now though so thinking of you and hope you're managing OK. Sending hugs, if that's your bag. If not, whatever is comforting and nourishing right now. Please take care x

On the issue of plastic cheese and veggie/vegan food, does anyone remember Beanfeast? My favourite meal as a teen was spag bol with bean feast and aforesaid cheese. Yummmm!

Those photos are not a good look. Jack is very attractive in a "manic pixie" way but those are just all wrong. They just look sort of sad and make me want to cook vats of chicken soup and feed it to her! I know, I'm too soft. Still, I expect she'll piss me off by tweeting something ignorant about ASD in a hot minute.

 

[PennyLoafer]

Thanks for all the lovely well-wishes about my house move, Tattlers! I've got a good feeling about my new place and the next chapter in my life XX

Sending the biggest hug to @Begborrowsteal and anyone else who's going through a difficult time right now. Brighter days are coming XX

@Pocahontas Under the Skin is brilliant! Have you read The Crimson Petal and The White? I loved the TV adaptation with Romola Garai as Sugar.