Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe

[Froggies]

Ooh fibreglass dust is ITCHY. Triangulate me all you want but I work in the vicinity of this stuff daily and even just walking past, makes me itch. Anyone working directly with it is fully suited and booted with a full face mask and they still have to use the showers at work straight after.

Anyway, Jack I hope the storm didn’t stop date night from happening

(I genuinely hope everyone is ok, it was pretty bad here but thankfully we’ve suffered less damage than some. Obviously it didn’t really hit Southend otherwise we’d have heard about it all day)

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.


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So bleeping greedy

 

[panda_eyes]

Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.


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[Terrible]

Ugh. Too short.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.


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Seriously. Is Jack trolling the cable agsin?

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Ugh. Too short.

Rarely, sheepishly. *surejan gif*

 

[FrumpyCat]

Rarely, sheepishly. *surejan gif*

The only thing sheepish about Jack is that haircut.

 

[KingBabar]

A solution from Vlad...

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Ugh. Too short.

But what is she actually producing in return for this PayPal contribution?

So it isn’t #onlypans is it you complete and utter moron? Stop making useless hashtags and do your job, whatever the f that is.

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.


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Maybe this quote tweet is from the dinner guest. "Now post this or you get seconds!!"

Edit. The Friday night grift is working a treat!!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Love the little dig. Which recipie did you use. It's almost like people are telling her something!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Sigh. It's about time somebody, anybody wrote a very lengthy piece on the curious contradictions of Jack Monroe. Now's the right time.

 

[PuritySpiral]

Jack Monroe: rarely, sheepishly...

 

[Suffolkmum]

Due to family stuff, I haven’t been around, just reading here and there.
Did she publish the index?
We’ve got our youngest grandchildren living with us for a while and I’d forgotten how much time they take up(love them dearly) by the time we’ve got them to bed I’m fit for nothing but sleep.
How Jack manages to work all those hours and bring up a child single handed God alone knows.
Keep on keeping me amused and informed about our favourite grifter.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.


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bleeping beggy prick.
nigella’s wee shout out not enough for you??

 

[colouredlines]

Surely you can't lump tip jars and subscription models together. One is (in theory, not if you're Jack) a payment in return for a service; the other is just internet begging, plain and simple.

 

[JeanBurns76]

Ooohhhh!

 

[Malkiavelli]

Ugh. Too short.

Yep - so sheepish about the subject in fact, that she’s on Twitter-patrol and ready to make a lot of noise about anyone who might (sheepishly) raise the slightest objection.

 

[JeanBurns76]

Sigh. It's about time somebody, anybody wrote a very lengthy piece on the curious contradictions of Jack Monroe. Now's the right time.

I’m no writer, I can’t punctuate any better than Jackastory can! But I’m about ready to do my own in-depth article! Fgs, why isn’t anyone calling her out on this bollocks?