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Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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Not been on her threads for a while as the chaos was too much for me, yup the chaos is still too much for me
Could be an undercover Squig investigating her malingering. It makes about as much send as anything else at the moment.
squigs are very boringly going for the least mad option 
She's an utter weapon.
Mr Raa does not look like the toy of an eleven year old. He looks like an eleven year old toy. My childhood toy was a bird, he'd lost his eyes, beak and had a wing sewn back on badly long before I was 11.
If I do 25k steps a day (as claimed) I would burn over 2800 calories. Those meal sizes mean I'd be eating 5-6 a day. Maybe the reason for random times is the number of meals partaken?
But more likely she's talking tit. As if she sat down on a toilet with no paper there. She is bored, on her own, looking for responses
If I do 25k steps a day (as claimed) I would burn over 2800 calories. Those meal sizes mean I'd be eating 5-6 a day. Maybe the reason for random times is the number of meals partaken?
But more likely she's talking tit. As if she sat down on a toilet with no paper there. She is bored, on her own, looking for responses
She may ask them if they have a gum specialist friend who can help her seeing as she’s done so much for others
Time for the cabal to cast their votes?
Actually on an unrelated note, interesting overview of the flavour profiles she likes in her dishes. We've got the perennial
1. "herbs" (mixed, anything will do. Will tarragon substitute for basil? yes absolutely x)
2. "curry" (presumably curry powder, this is the spice yin to her herbs yang. An entire cuisine boiled down into one pot of yellow powder)
3. Anchovies and prunes, this is the maverick genius at work here, a combination so bizarre that the uninitiated will assume its haute cuisine. The wilder the better, sky's the limit! Banana tart with pork scratching crumble? Bet THAT MAN wouldn't have thought of that!
4. Black pudding and red cabbage . This is thrown in to throw you off the scent, sounds almost reasonable as a combo until you remember it's being combined with either white fish or ....more sausage? (Double sausage makes it extra almost vegan)
I have very efficiently already voted for none of them.
So do people on a £20 budget normally buy prunes and anchovies?
I hope she shits herself into oblivion.
I hope she shits herself into oblivion.
I am not in a 20 pound budget and I have bought neither ever, I'd rather go out for drinks with Boris and trump to be honest!
I think she's mentally very fragile and actively mentally unwell at points. It comes across in her tweets to strangers who don't know her, so it must come across in spades and be an elephant in the room to people who've met her. I think she's probably someone who can present quite well superficially but is not truly holding it together.
She lies - she demonstrably tells lies for personal gain, for likes and attention and for her finances. I think that's why nobody 'exposes' these stories of hers though, because of the effect it would have on her. I'm not defending the kitten stuff (what was Mini all about recently? Where are the rabbits?) or the taking from winter fuel allowance for a trolley she didn't need or the nonsense £20 shops or the donating all of the fees for recent work to food banks but buying DMs due to 'cold ankles' (despite many pairs of top of the range Nikes in the wardrobe) and only £34 in the bank or or or take your pick really. She lies, but I actually don't think she can help it.
And if at the heart of it all is someone who is of questionable mind, to expose everything would make you an aggressor and a bully and who really wants to be that, or to actually do that to someone?
I constantly feel like she needs people close to her who actually love and care about her, not fantasy friends who come over for lunch a few times a week to dine on a portion of a £20 shop and then pick her up from the floor afterwards, to tell her enough is enough and to retreat from public gaze.
She can write well sometimes though, and via many many bandwagonscan catch a zeitgeist moment. And so here we are...
PS, I want to just get it out how much I hate that she uses certain emoticons to heavily imply something is true (that is manifestly not true) without saying the actual words so she can't be accused of falsehood
She lies - she demonstrably tells lies for personal gain, for likes and attention and for her finances. I think that's why nobody 'exposes' these stories of hers though, because of the effect it would have on her. I'm not defending the kitten stuff (what was Mini all about recently? Where are the rabbits?) or the taking from winter fuel allowance for a trolley she didn't need or the nonsense £20 shops or the donating all of the fees for recent work to food banks but buying DMs due to 'cold ankles' (despite many pairs of top of the range Nikes in the wardrobe) and only £34 in the bank or or or take your pick really. She lies, but I actually don't think she can help it.
And if at the heart of it all is someone who is of questionable mind, to expose everything would make you an aggressor and a bully and who really wants to be that, or to actually do that to someone?
I constantly feel like she needs people close to her who actually love and care about her, not fantasy friends who come over for lunch a few times a week to dine on a portion of a £20 shop and then pick her up from the floor afterwards, to tell her enough is enough and to retreat from public gaze.
She can write well sometimes though, and via many many bandwagonscan catch a zeitgeist moment. And so here we are...
PS, I want to just get it out how much I hate that she uses certain emoticons to heavily imply something is true (that is manifestly not true) without saying the actual words so she can't be accused of falsehood
Thanks for your concern!
But don't worry dear heart, I am perfectly safe as it is all.... UTTER BOLLOCKS. (Unless she was pebbledashing the downstairs loodio where my equally expensive sister resides.... 
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Even on the shitter she can't stay off the Twitter.
Too soon...
But in all seriousness...WTAF??? That poor boy. 
This is all so bizarre, even for Jack.
This is all so bizarre, even for Jack.
And a ballashé
It's definitely the chicken.
The (Vl)adverts on these threads are really on the nose sometimes
She’s definitely fragile, but the issue has always been how damaging her lies and grifts are to others. All she needs to do is shut down the Patreon and actually do some good with the platform she has. She’s literally taking money off the people she is pretending to help by lying about her circumstances. If her lies were just making her look stupid we’d all just take the piss a bit and soon get bored or move on as it would make most of us feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately, the lies effect thousands of people.I think she's mentally very fragile and actively mentally unwell at points. It comes across in her tweets to strangers who don't know her, so it must come across in spades and be an elephant in the room to people who've met her. I think she's probably someone who can present quite well superficially but is not truly holding it together.
She lies - she demonstrably tells lies for personal gain, for likes and attention and for her finances. I think that's why nobody 'exposes' these stories of hers though, because of the effect it would have on her. I'm not defending the kitten stuff (what was Mini all about recently? Where are the rabbits?) or the taking from winter fuel allowance for a trolley she didn't need or the nonsense £20 shops or the donating all of the fees for recent work to food banks but buying DMs due to 'cold ankles' (despite many pairs of top of the range Nikes in the wardrobe) and only £34 in the bank or or or take your pick really. She lies, but I actually don't think she can help it.
And if at the heart of it all is someone who is of questionable mind, to expose everything would make you an aggressor and a bully and who really wants to be that, or to actually do that to someone?
I constantly feel like she needs people close to her who actually love and care about her, not fantasy friends who come over for lunch a few times a week to dine on a portion of a £20 shop and then pick her up from the floor afterwards, to tell her enough is enough and to retreat from public gaze.
She can write well sometimes though, and via many many bandwagonscan catch a zeitgeist moment. And so here we are...
PS, I want to just get it out how much I hate that she uses certain emoticons to heavily imply something is true (that is manifestly not true) without saying the actual words so she can't be accused of falsehood
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