Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

But you don't need to soak black beans overnight?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[jenny2603]

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Is there a poll? No polls on my app.

Why would you start defrosting the fish and sausages before you have decided which ONE OF THE BLOODY TWO you are going to eat?

 

[Dogmuck]

God our screen catchers are going to be busy, she’s going full moon.
Also was the pork belly (90% vegan + bacon - double pig ) included in the £20 shop?

 

[jenny2603]

But you don't need to soak black beans overnight?

You do if you want them softy, soft Jack mush style. This is why she's never off the toilet.

 

[ishant]

I vote for prunes bacon and anchovies (with side of fish? Hehehehehehehhehe or sausages) as it sounds the most revolting

 

[sioc]

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Is there a poll? No polls on my app.

Reckon one of the donated fish finally made it out of her freezer? Anyway my vote goes to "poached in its own juices", a classic preparation that has successfully put me off eating fish for over a year now.

 

[ishant]

she’s going full moon.

See you in 48 pages

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Is there a poll? No polls on my app.

Hold up - before she monetised being the povviest Ltd company director in the land & was creating tons of inappropriate AA content she’d acknowledged there’s no such thing as alcohol free booze (in that context). Why the switch…?

 

[Vanelope]

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Same energy

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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This! This woman is hailed as a hero of food and she's basically making edible laxative. NO, just No!

 

[Vanelope]

Full moon
FULL MOON
it’s already exhausting

 

[jenny2603]

Hold up - before she monetised being the povviest Ltd company director in the land & was creating tons of inappropriate AA content she’d acknowledged there’s no such thing as alcohol free booze (in that context). Why the switch…?

God knows but I'm increasingly convinced Jack is a sinister robot constructed by a lunatic to spew out gibberish to drive the population insane.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[lastmalteser]

How can anyone even think about putting together black beans, prunes, bacon and anchovies after what Jack tweeted about earlier? That’s surely a pisstake.

 

[Silver Linings]

Because you are addicted.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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These are the punishments options.

Bin, lift lid, drop bowl of beans and those foul recipies inside, all four things completed at once and no one has to taste or witness them. Welcome pet!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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What’s the point in a free surgical consultation tho? They’re not gonna do the surgery for free are they?

Twitter is mental, ppl will say or do anything for a reply off a blue tick?!