Oh, did we forget sardine advent calendar man, whatever happened to @charlesv?
Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack
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Wait until Jack get's a sniff of the Levelling Up cash. Her lil smol pixie hands will be grabbing a shiny new Moleskin notebook and writing in Big writing and Big maths with a new pen. Grimsby you have been warned, the Pov Qween of Hearts will be up there before you can say prunes.
Mel donte? Where is she with them now?
Her serves 0 campaign was one of my most favourite things ever, along with telling that other bargain cooking guy that he was getting all up in her niche.
Also 'youre stressing me out mate' to Eamon Holmes
Faux veganism Linda McCartney vigs was funny too, not least because of their righteous indignation but was also a clear illustration of her less funny and more calculating traits.
if only she'd limit her chaoses to catastrophic yet hilarious failures rather than dragging busy charities into her quagmire.
She'd be 'better' if she accepted her idiocy and played up to it in a frank Spencer / sue Pollard way (showing my age here) rather than wrecking reputations trying to become an avenging working class hero with middle class accessories.
I don’t understand this it’s cheaper to use a hob top than camping stove.
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Men used to tell me this for years. I used to believe them. I don't anymoreI don't even like big pairs. More than a handful's a waste
What happened with Oxfam?
I know nothing about this because I hate camping, but are camping gas canisters actually cheaper than using a stove top? I understand prepping if there’s a risk of the power going off, but the problem is the price of fuel not actual lack of it so how does hoarding canisters help with that?
bleeping kumbyah innit...I don’t understand this it’s cheaper to use a job top than camping stove.
Oh, shut up. Jack doesn't even eat sugar.
Tattle membership has shot up. Wonder whom they have come to see? 
Apart from when she's munching on sugar cubes.
Finally got my court outfit sorted.
Oh, mate. Where to start? Jack went to Tanzania and compared herself to starving single mothers there.
It's beyond sickening. Google is your friend but it was covered in the early threads.
The Dead Mans Cant sounds like a poem 
We are the dead of povend
and we don’t got no bread
but luckily we got a friend
jack, the thick head
terrible effort but my brain is tired because MUMMY WORKS
We are the dead of povend
and we don’t got no bread
but luckily we got a friend
jack, the thick head
terrible effort but my brain is tired because MUMMY WORKS
Honestly one of these days Asda is going to tell her to leave them ALONE
It won't be a proper has stove, it will be the one she had in her shed during the Hellmans et Al fiasco.
We have one of those camping gas stoves, they are the most uneconomical way to cook, the canisters don't last very long and you have to be careful to make sure they're seated properly otherwise they don't seal properly and they leak!
The big cylinders for our pizza oven (same as jacks. Fancy! But unlike hers I worked overtime for it) and our cadac gas grill get delivered or we pick them up. I can't imagine walking a gas cylinder home as A. It's not safe, and b. They're heavy.
Have you sorted it yet, hun? xoxo
Thread title. For the REST of my life.
That's the things with all of her undertakings though, If she'd spend some actual time and commitment to it, she could have set up loads of stuff. She lacks disciple.
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