Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack

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She’ll have a sleeve full of watches at this rate. RIP to the seamaster.
I bet it's a really tit casio from the 80s
Edit to add: sorry I sent that post mid grunk. Just seen her latest purchase. Fugly mate, fugly. Like like a really tit altimeter thing from the Golden Compass via Wish.
 
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So Jack has just told the whole of Twitter that her side door is easily accessible from the street :rolleyes: Dear reader, it should not be if she's been burgled twice recently.
 
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She’s just bought that watch but seeing as she’s been pleading poverty and rattling her til jar she’s passing it off as her dads. twit
 
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Some people when nostalgic for their childhood buy some DibDabs. Others fugly and expensive watches
 
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Yep she bought herself a new watch with her ill-gotten gains. A fugly watch at that. It looks like a spider.

And is it any wonder she permanently has rotten teeth and gumboils if she eats sugar by the spoonful.

Eek - this time next week we will be on the brink of the unveiling of the Great Vimes Boots Index.
11th Feb 2020.
 
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One did sell on ebay recently. When was the spoon chaos?
No wonder the story about her dad just turning up out of the blue to give her the watch from his own wrist didn't make the slightest bit of sense.
 
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