Frankly unless I see the donation receipts it’s all being donated to that extra special foodbank charity, Hack Monroe. Fat finger typo there but I like it.
Re Vime-mas Eve, I’m thinking:
pretend it never existed
pretend it was never meant to be an actual Index, merely an Asda snapshot, online only, for one day
Pretend to have run out of meds/be having a breakdown
pretend to be having a crippling arthritis flare up, only not in the tweeting fingers (never seems to affect those yet)
pretend to have a relapse & hopefully hide for a few weeks til she can sweep back in and pretend none of it ever happened except for her fat bank balance