Jack Monroe #251 There isn’t a big enough salary in the world

[Tommytwoguns]

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The money will just be resting in her account wont it?

 

[RaeRae]

This is the same Jack who used to wang on about how we should only donate the basics to maximise the amount we can donate and got very arsey with anyone who said they tried to include a few brands/nice things etc. This is also the same Jack who is biting the carpet because some of the value ranges have been rebranded.

Has anyone got a screenshot of this to fling back at her?

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

So she's had approx. 10k worth of sales? Or is it 2k total? duck it either way it means the squigs are stupider than we all thought.


*slopes off to punch a wall*

No ones going to challenge her for a breakdown of the figures are they

 

[Pavlova]

Someone higher up at the Trussell Trust has just yeeted the junior social media assistant out the window. Distinctly heard the "but I thought she was noooooooiiiicccee" as he went.

Mention the riot word in anything involving organisations, like TT and it's a big nope. Waiting for a hard no from the ONS too.
This coming from a frau who was refused by higher-ups, to allow Dick n Dom to shout the (rather tame in comparison) 'bogies' in our city library...

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Vanelope]

I’m far too old to be Dick and Dom’s audience - as in, I’m their age - but Bogies used to crease me up

 

[Geetbo]

Thank LJC for the cabal T-shirts, they take the edge off the unbearable Jackness of Jacking that’s somehow been even worse today.

The Unbearable Jackness of Jacking would be a superb thread title.

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

Mention the riot word in anything involving organisations, like TT and it's a big nope. Waiting for a hard no from the ONS too.
This coming from a frau who was refused by higher-ups, to allow Dick n Dom to shout the (rather tame in comparison) 'bogies' in our city library...

Yeah, its not a good look to in any way shape or form to be supporting riots, especially when they achieve nothing and divert public funds to clear up the damage/police them in the first place.

Which is much needed in other areas and is the very reason TT exists in the first place.

 

[ednaturnblad]

No ones going to challenge her for a breakdown of the figures are they

No.


Apparently that's too short an answer.

 

[GoLando]

Before I grunk 20+ pages can someone tell me if Jack’s been busted for the Grade A Grifting Wanker she is yet or if I’m going to be disappointed?

 

[Vanelope]

Before I grunk 20+ pages can someone tell me if Jack’s been busted for the Grade A Grifting Wanker she is yet or if I’m going to be disappointed?

 

[Smeghead]

Will she move some money between accounts before screenshotting the half empty bank account as ‘proof’ of what’s come in? Or is she happy enough with her 40k of free patreon money already so will do the right thing for once

 

[BananaSmith]

The money will just be resting in her account wont it?

Yes, absolutely x

 

[Smeghead]

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New range: Rugs? Mugs? Keyrings? Pencils? Spoons? Pineapples for tampons?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

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That first one has to be a pisstake surely?

 

[BananaSmith]

New range: Rugs? Mugs? Keyrings? Pencils? Spoons? Pineapples for tampons?

Hats?

The cabal do love a good hat.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Will she move some money between accounts before screenshotting the half empty bank account as ‘proof’ of what’s come in? Or is she happy enough with her 40k of free patreon money already so will do the right thing for once

Resting in the SB's GoHenry account..

 

[Smeghead]

Damn, already gone

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[BananaSmith]

That first one has to be a pisstake surely?

Unfortunately not, that one is all Jack's work!