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Jack Monroe #250 Jack Monroe’s Patreon is a scam
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I for one hope she does get a job out of this. She will be back stacking shelves. A perfectly respectable job, but how could the smol pixie narc handle her fall far from grace.
Important campaigner, chief value brand shelf stacker.
Important campaigner, chief value brand shelf stacker.
Trouble is, when she reports back after, she'll paint herself as the hero again. She won't tell truly how it went down, and Asda likely won't correct her. It's what she does. A la FSM, working with Tom and Marcus
Just to lighten (!) the mood wee bit, this slightly alarming headline popped up on my newsfeed.
Vlad, I have relatives who live in the area
so just gonnae no? Thank space you.
Vlad, I have relatives who live in the area
so just gonnae no? Thank space you.
She does!
Nigella Lawson
I know it’s not the be all and end all about looks but how fantastic does she look at 60! I’m sure she has the best treatments around and lives well but hats off to her , she looks terrific. I also think she comes across as a bit of a good egg .
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Never thought my life would come to being so invested in someone potentially meeting with some lawyers from Asda, but here we are
I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that meeting where she immediately backs down in the face of smiling corporate chat with a slight undertone of legal menace. Personally I'd love a furious store manager to drag her round the shop by her horrible ear pointing at the value stuff and roaring "what's that Scotch mist????" in her stupid grifting face.
We will of course have be treated to her ridiculous "Jack Saves the Day- AGAIN" version of events which the moron squigs will eat right up. I have resigned myself to her overtaking the Queen in the wealth stakes via Patreon donations.
We will of course have be treated to her ridiculous "Jack Saves the Day- AGAIN" version of events which the moron squigs will eat right up. I have resigned myself to her overtaking the Queen in the wealth stakes via Patreon donations.
Oh please please please let it be lawyers and she has to issue a full out apology for what were ignorant claims. If the grifting witch had been anywhere near Asda in the past ten years she would have known the prices were still there.
I want to send all the Fraus forensic data to Asda.
(I doubt there's a meeting.)
(I doubt there's a meeting.)
I hope they issue her with a cease and desist letter
This personally if I help a charity I gave all the money to the charity. I have actually donated food and money to my local charity who have nothing to do with her, local community run.
I honestly couldn't run around claiming that I am helping these people whilst raking in money that could indeed help them.
Edit: changed the screenshot to make sure it's clear the top tweet is from a squiggle.
I think Jack's going to get a lesson on Big Maths.
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME????? She's going to claim credit for people suddenly noticing that the stuff she claimed doesn't exist ... does, actually?
So her blog states all benefit payments, payments, so all that crap about momma works is yet another load of eyewash, so she was claiming benefits, was in the system.Let's face it, Nigella Lawson is exactly the kind of out-of-touch rich person who Jack's schtick appeals to. She'd probably believe that the poor sell used lightbulbs and grate corned beef, because it's so far from her sphere of understanding.
These Patreons, like Nigella, won't mind that they're not getting beige recipe cards, because by funding Jack's lifestyle, they are Helping The Poor.
For anyone new, here are some pieces from Jack's original blog, long since deleted by her but kept alive by the Wayback Machine:
(A reminder: Jack quit her job in the fire service in Nov 2011. The official line is that she then spent 18 months in poverty. Here's what she said at the time.)
October 2012 - leaving her "luxury executive apartment" which, at 725/month "is expensive for what it is":
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Oct 2012: new flat found. She has adopted two cats, as you do in crippling poverty. Her first priority is buying paint:
Moving House In A Yaris
Following on from flat hunting woes, I've found one and I'm moving. It was all very quick, after several viewings and a bit of wheeler-dealing, and a VERY nice man at Blackshaw Homes, I hold in my ...web.archive.org
Nov 2012: in the midst of crippling poverty, Jack quits her job (job?) and becomes a self-employed crafter.
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Self Employed Single Mummy: Week Three
So, I’m officially in Week Three of self-employed single mummy status. Week three? Where has that time gone? Well so far it’s gone on two exhausting but successful preview days at the Work Of Art G...web.archive.org
Jack is not a skilled crafter, as evidenced here (that outfit in the second photo!!!): https://web.archive.org/web/20130115204307/http://agirlcalledjack.com/2012/12/31/bread-and-jam/ Nevertheless, she has willingly left her job to pursue this.
She was also writing regular columns for her local paper in autumn 2012 - less than a year after leaving the fire service.
December 2012: Jack's circumstances have improved: https://web.archive.org/web/2013011.../12/11/10-a-week-food-shop-shopping-list-etc/
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Contrast and compare:
Jack's 2012 blog, talking about how healthy and delicious her cheap diet is. Note above that she says she CHOOSES to spend such a small amount:
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vs 2022's version of the same events:
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There's much, much more that I can dig out of the archives. But in conclusion: Jack Monroe never lived in poverty. Jack Monroe has lied for her own gains for the past decade. Don't give her money.
...just had another thought, I really hope that Asda meeting isn't about offering her a NED position 
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Yes because they magically produced them out of their arse, much like monroes facts.
I hope they issue a C&D notice, however even if this turned out to be a meeting that was in Jack’s favour, why does she incessantly feel the need to publish everything she does in a ‘work’ capacity? (loosest sense of the word ever)
if I try to shoehorn this into an analogy, surely it would be akin to telling everyone who follows you that you’ve got a job interview? Aren’t these the kind of things most people would keep to themselves until any kind of outcome is known, instead of blaring to all and sundry?
she’s a fud. An out and out fud.
if I try to shoehorn this into an analogy, surely it would be akin to telling everyone who follows you that you’ve got a job interview? Aren’t these the kind of things most people would keep to themselves until any kind of outcome is known, instead of blaring to all and sundry?
she’s a fud. An out and out fud.
They don’t just pull these products out of their arse, you twit. Do you think they are just sitting in the stock room under a sign saying “do not use, smite the poors”
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