Jack Monroe #25 Worst paid advance, posing in her pants, at least Hellmans gave this 10 yr newbie a chance.

Bellybutton lint · Jun 11, 2020

Ellabella said:
Before anyone starts to feel that sorry for her, let's not forget this woman has been paid tens of thousands of pounds including taxpayers money to appear on BBC this year and underperformed (putting it mildly) on every single occasion.

Just added a bit in Ella. Feel free to kick me.

Saint_clemmie · Jun 11, 2020

Ok so who watched live! It was 170 lowest did it go above 300?

AdultHumanFemale · Jun 11, 2020

Harrybosch said:
Honestly, while it was obviously still rubbish, it was a million times better than before.

This is the best review for today's show. Still tit, but not as tit as before.

Flumps · Jun 11, 2020

colouredlines said:
My highlight was probably when Andi was talking about the importance of choosing the right bread, what to look for in sandwich bread, why she doesn't use sourdough...

I am very hardline on the subject of the correct bread for sandwiches and was glad to see this important issue discussed so thoroughly.

TheDragonWithAFlagon · Jun 11, 2020

BeautifulTrauma said:
I’m gone after that load of rubbish

Children’s meals are next up, the question is how can she duck that up?!

Raw nuggets?

Chicken breast pieces in mayo, stick breadcrumbs on, fry ~~set fire to the dining room~~ and serve with a mayo-ketchup mix?

If cooked, perfectly edible.

blurstoftimes · Jun 11, 2020

colouredlines said:
My highlight was probably when Andi was talking about the importance of choosing the right bread, what to look for in sandwich bread, why she doesn't use sourdough...

Jack: "When I was pregnant I ate family packs of crisps!"

I can hear this in an Alan Partridge style too!!

OhhBacon · Jun 11, 2020

One ‘recipe’ what a joke. Where are the ideas for sandwiches, wraps, toasties etc that use mayonnaise? I’m never making a tofu sandwich so I’m out...how has this got past Hellman’s PR team?

no-no · Jun 11, 2020

OhhBacon said:
I keep getting that. Don't worry she'll be an arse again on twitter soon and you'll get over it.

True! It was hard to watch with all the sycophancy and talking over guests (and not knowing what to do with her hands). She gets even more on edge when the numbers are dropping, ear pod guy is probably shouting “more perkiness!”.

The numbers are still really low when combined followers are over 150k! That’s like 0.001% tuning in?

She’s just not suited to a presenting format which makes the Jamie Oliver drama even more absurd. I also think the time slot is daft, lots of people are cooking their tea now or dealing with kids after working all day etc.

Hunty · Jun 11, 2020

Where are the freaking leftovers?? Someone please tell me? I haven't watched a single episode but I get the impression no leftovers have been used ever WHY IS IT CALLED LEFTOVER LARDER?

AdultHumanFemale · Jun 11, 2020

Also my lady love, has request I share her sausage sandwich recipe with you all. No stealing Jack:

1. Cook your fuckin' sausages.
2. Butter your bread.
3. Stick your sausages in the bread.
4. Slap it together.
5. Eat your fuckin' sandwich.

She said she will only add mayo to the sandwich if it gets her ten grand.

LucyPeach · Jun 11, 2020

TV Jack and Twitter Jack are like two completely different people.

Nottonightbabe · Jun 11, 2020

MarthaFarkus said:
Imagine what it would be like without the quests

Breakdance Badass · Jun 11, 2020

I missed the beginning so going back 20 pages. However, she is getting paid for doing hardly anything! What a mess. I love Andi and to be honest there was no need for Jack, who looked like she hadn’t heard of any of the food Andi mentioned? Will look forward to the kid’s meals, mine eat what we do so not sure why it needs to be patronising and chicken nuggets?

colouredlines · Jun 11, 2020

Hunty said:
Where are the freaking leftovers?? Someone please tell me? I haven't watched a single episode but I get the impression no leftovers have been used ever WHY IS IT CALLED LEFTOVER LARDER?

What are you talking about, my fridge is full of unopened packets of tofu!

MancBee · Jun 11, 2020

LucyPeach said:
TV Jack and Twitter Jack are like two completely different people.

But neither are nice.

OhhBacon · Jun 11, 2020

Nottonightbabe said:

Imagine what it would be like with comments..

Babysnark · Jun 11, 2020

Anyone else who watched need a gin and a dark room to decompress?

Bellybutton lint · Jun 11, 2020

Saint_clemmie said:
Ok so who watched live! It was 170 lowest did it go above 300?

I don;t think it went above 230

nc52 said:
Anyone else who watched need a gin and a dark room to decompress?

I think it might actually be really funny watching it drunk.

Babysnark · Jun 11, 2020

OhhBacon said:
Imagine what it would be like with comments..

I'm so sad she turned comments off, I havent ever commented myself but it's nice to see people question her veganism all live

blurstoftimes · Jun 11, 2020

If this were my show I would make:

Patatas bravas replacing aioli with garlic mayo
Calamari dipped in lemon mayo
Perfect crunchy homemade chips to dip in mayo - maybe even a recipe for homemade ketchup as we all know the combination of mayo and ketchup is the best?
The ultimate BLT with a long discussion into what bread, bacon type, lettuce, layering etc makes the perfect BLT
A classy coleslaw recipe to have with a piece of bbqed fish or steak

I sure as tit wouldn’t mash up raw tofu and slop it into a sandwich (to use Jack terminology)