Jack Monroe #249 Smart Price Custard Denier

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Getting particular herbs and spices in the arse end of Tipp can be a challenge so I use a restaurant supplier in Dublin.
This brand of anything is now showing as out of stock across the board but this is a massive price hike.
Works out at about 35 quid.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

"Have the ovaries stopped screaming, Clarice?"

 

[MooBelle]

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Yes, when they changed the names and labels.
Idiot

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Good morning, you cabal of mithering ninnies! I have popped in to say that I had my second booster (4th jab in total) yesterday, and my arm is aching like a beast. Rheumatoid arthritis, innit! .

Which made me think - when not slinging all her sideboards around the crappy bungalow, and up and down the ‘spiral staircase’ Jack said that she suffers from severe RA. And she said she has autism. Both get you to the front of the vaccine queue licketty split, as evidenced by me! (Thank you, NHS ).

So how many jabs has the narc’iest narc that ever narc’ed claimed? You know, the smol pixie that has every ailment and illness going all the way to eleven? One, a few months ago, wasn’t it? After two years?

 

[Salmonshirt]

I reached my limit this week. Her account is now muted, as well as the words ‘Jack monroe’ and ‘bootstrap cook’.

I manage the work Twitter account and she kept popping up on there where people had liked or shared her tweets. So I’ve muted her on that too

 

[LavaFlake]

Jack's silence on this important issue is deafening. (Waiting for "Well my Dad use to give us all a ha'penny and half a sachet of Bird's custard mix")

 

[Lanie]

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Jack's silence on this important issue is deafening. (Waiting for "Well my Dad use to give us all a ha'penny and half a sachet of Bird's custard mix")

I still give a pound. My kids don't care. To them it still buys them sweets.

 

[Toffee finger]

Currently in Shoebury Asda..

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Do you have your notepad and calculator to hand? (Be careful of lurking smol pixies, they could spring up from anywhere!)

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

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You now have to photograph every item of smart price/value foods. You're a reporter at ground zero!! Like an economic Kate Adie!!

 

[Julianastraat]

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You are my hero.

 

[Django]

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But you can clearly see all the broken, crumbly grains!

 

[Veronicaaa]

(Be careful of lurking smol pixies, they could spring up from anywhere!)

Just imagining Jack hanging out at the Value rice and pasta aisle, waiting for someone to come along and take a photo, before getting her lawyer on the phone and making a citizens arrest. SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!! I FOUND A TATTLER!

 

[Orphan_Black]

But you can clearly see all the broken, crumbly grains!

We want BIG rice for our Big Shop-Slop Big Maths.

The BIGGEST of rices to scare off the brambly mices.

 

[Django]

Just imagining Jack hanging out at the Value rice and pasta aisle, waiting for someone to come along and take a photo, before getting her lawyer on the phone and making a citizens arrest. SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!! I FOUND A TATTLER!

Perhaps the Tattlers in the wild could make placards and stand by all the stuff that is still there despite Jack shouting that it's not and yell 'CALL FOR EVIDENCE'.

 

[MooBelle]

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Would that be SBs dad then?
He had an early shift and you stayed at his because their mother wouldn't want them staying at your house?
Then you posted this so their mother could see it like you often do so she would be upset.
Ghoul.

 

[Lanie]

All the pics the Herr and Frauen are showing us of the value rice shows it in abundance. Does this mean that the Poor's aren't buying it.

 

[Orphan_Black]

We can don our ginger wigs and JM face masks.

'The Kumquat Calculators'; restoring logic and sense by 345%.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Perhaps the Tattlers in the wild could make placards and stand by all the stuff that is still there despite Jack shouting that it's not and yell 'CALL FOR EVIDENCE'.

Toffee finger outside the Shoebury Asda

 

[FrannyGallops]

I’m intrigued as to how rice is sorted now. Is there someone out there sitting in a factory somewhere hand picking the perfect rice grains for the luxury rice with one of those jewellers magnifying glasses? Or do they put it in a giant sieve that all the big fat succulent grains can’t get through and the smol broken grains fall straight into the value range packaging. I bet it’s a combination of both.