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Jack Monroe #248 Let's face it, she's the Rachel Dolezal of poverty
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I've noticed the supermarket staff become very unhelpful when you calmly and politely tell them you're onto their scheme to starve the poor to death on the orders of their Tory masters.
From rags to rags: a bacon grill story
Yes you really start to pick up patterns she puts these little phrases in place. If I were a linguist (I'm not) it would be fascinating to study..I noticed she managed to tag the moleskin notebook company in with her "having to eat Smart Price tinned tomatoes in order to afford them" grift
Not sure where this will land in terms of timing but this #threadtitle
ETA has already been nommed. Surely needs no further discussion, my lords ladies and gentlemen of the cabal
Beat me to it - I literally just screen grabbed this. Have no idea what it cost when Jack was a poor but 19p seems pretty good to me. I admit I did have to search "custard" as opposed to "smart price custard" but here we are. Might want to fine tune those forensic investigative skills. Maybe.
Modern day Saint, she is. St Jack of Thorpe Bay,
Patreon * Saint of Useless note taking and Narcissism
* see what I did there?
Perfect comment to match the profile name...
Looking at the other stuff the prices seem mostly OK. No Smart Price marmalade but Asda's own brand is 55p a jar, similarly no Smart Price peaches but they have a tin of La Doria tinned peaches for 31p which again seems like a good price. No own brand or Smart Price pineapples but you can't get Jack's faves Del Monte at 80p for 220g or £1.10 for 435g.
It's the same as the lemons.....they are available at 20p each but they're called Grower's selection
Who wants facts to get in the way of outrage though?! Is there any point posting this information on Twitter? Nope!Oh a grunk so am very far behind but "Jack Monroe: Trashoulet" would be a cracking thread title if it were about 25 pages later, I am
I wouldn't mind Smart Price Custard Denier as the next #threadtitle.
Or something to do with her still buying Smart Price so she can afford Moleskin.
I'm listening to Radcliffe and Maconie on BBC sounds and this is playing:
Very Big Imbecile
This I think its because due to lock stock she's having to use her real pasta to make her erm.."dinner"
Is that prunes at the bottom of the list of tinned fruit? And tinned grapefruit segments?Well, it is confusing - according to Jack ‘she’s just a woman with a biro’
I have noticed prunes is a new fad food, one day they had two different prune recipes in the Guardian.
MelDonte, you best be paying her again for that list.
I'm on a grunk, you fraus are going so fast I can't keep up.
I'm liking the subtle drifting going on. First the almost empty bank accounts (funny how the personal one was at exactly 0 and not some random number of pence), asking whether something would pay her heating bill and now struggling to pay her rent when at the same time she is giving away money for ten copies of her book.
I realised she has got the exact same pair of glasses I just bought. I intend to go and kick the optician in the shins and demand some new ones.
Oh, I noticed from the ONS link someone shared showing that they were going to be making changes from November that granular maths is a real thing so I googled it.
What does granular mean in statistics?
Granular data is detailed data, or the lowest level that data can be in a target set. It refers to the size that data fields are divided into, in short how detail-oriented a single field is. ... As the data becomes more subdivided and specific, it is also considered more granular.
So she has basically stolen that term and misapplied it to what she is doing.
Veritable Big-head In (residence)
Veritable Brown- noser In (da house)
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Thread Title Nomination. BIB
What a treat. I’ve been away working AS A TAXPAYER for a few hours and I’ve come back to this beautiful painting and a 14 page grunk while I crack open a bottle of adult grape juice. I’m excited about what awaits me!
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