Does she know Redcar is closer than Newcastle. It does have an Asda (a small one).
I have an idea. There needs to be an Asda in every town, they aren’t a business anymore but government owned. Because Jack already thinks they aren’t a business and should run at a massive loss providing super cheap food, and all the growers, suppliers, transporters should all run at a loss too.
There is a special aisle is full of foods suitable for poor people, all branded with POOR FOOD. Pasta, cheap wet ham, 4p broken biscuits. You also have to have a copy of a JM book at home to make approved brown soft dishes from the poor food. Any spare moneys can be used to tip Jack for her amazing services. You can’t buy anything else though. Will she be happy then?