Ah, the two year old on formula milk again!
Here’s a coolinary tip for Jack - dissolving the stock cube in boiling water will be more palatable.
Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.
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Here’s a coolinary tip for Jack - dissolving the stock cube in boiling water will be more palatable.
I’m raging I have a work meeting in 15 mins as this is too funny. This is better than Hellman’s live.This is the best day ever
Nibbling on stock cubes like a malevolent squirrel
We need a bingo card.
How long until she's on about taking out all her lightbulbs and selling them?While keeping hold of many valuable items
How long until she's on about taking out all her lightbulbs and selling them?
I’m watching the likes roll by and despairing of the world. Ghoul.
Do we think Chris has muted her yet?
It's too early but I don't care! Chaos! Thread title!
Someone for the love of god, send her last two days of output to Didn’t Happen Of The Year Awards
Oh she is in full on meltdown now - on the school run still.....Couldn't possibly be that she is bullshitting and not on the school run could it!
She is sat in the crappy bungalow with a cup of stale expensive earl grey tea, from her expensive cabinet making out her experience 10 years ago equates to anyone's experience now and forcing herself to remain relevant.
Piss off and clean your grubby kitchen you vile cretin.
She is sat in the crappy bungalow with a cup of stale expensive earl grey tea, from her expensive cabinet making out her experience 10 years ago equates to anyone's experience now and forcing herself to remain relevant.
Piss off and clean your grubby kitchen you vile cretin.
I don't know why (I'm having a rough day at work) but holy tit this has ended me
I reckon it’s a thong 
Oh god the formula milk anecdote again!! It makes no sense!
What's wrong with measuring TV prices as a rate of inflation? TV's not exactly the preserve of the rich - it's a very cheap form of entertainment. And does something have to be a weekly essential for it to be worth measuring?
She's nabbed that Big Mac from a bin story from Madonna, I remember reading that years ago. The eyepatch is making sense now...
Want to know when Jack Monroe is lying?
When her lips are moving.
Or, more accurately, when her fingers are furiously bleeping typing.
Hnnnnngggggghhhhhh.
Holy cow. This is doing my head in. After this very public and bizarre decorating 180, I'm convinced that she is a genuine loon. IMHO. #sueme.
She doesn't need to relive this tit. She just doesn't like her grasp of facts being questioned so she deploys these tweets as some kind of sick Top Trumps 
DID YOU USE YOUR CALCULATOR WHEN YOU BOUGHT THOSE MANKY SPOONS AND BASKETS
She's basically trumpeting what right wingers say when they want to denigrate anyone middle class voting Labour as "champagne socialists".
You can't shut down valid debate by playing trauma Top Trumps, Jack.
You can't shut down valid debate by playing trauma Top Trumps, Jack.
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