Jack once called her ‘Mom’. I’m sure there’s a receipt somewhere of one of the most mortifying Jackisms of all time.
Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy
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Jack calls her Mom
Oh joy, Scammy McScroungerson is back again 
. This is what the 'dip' 'recipe' was for wasn't it? That and the nonsense about feeling well now and committing to 3 recipes a week. Make herself look like she's actually working and offering a service and quickly lead into here's my PayPal. We all know she won't do the recipes she's promising, but the squigs would have chucked her some money by then so it's of no consequence to her. She'll repeat the same again next time she's pissed her money away on shite she doesn't need. Horrendous.
. This is what the 'dip' 'recipe' was for wasn't it? That and the nonsense about feeling well now and committing to 3 recipes a week. Make herself look like she's actually working and offering a service and quickly lead into here's my PayPal. We all know she won't do the recipes she's promising, but the squigs would have chucked her some money by then so it's of no consequence to her. She'll repeat the same again next time she's pissed her money away on shite she doesn't need. Horrendous.
Jack called her “Mom!” on Twitter I think
How very dare she. Nigella is a goddess.
I’m loving the squig uprising. They’re real people who Jack has pissed off by talking shite.
Speaking of grifting - I'd never actually gone over to the Patreon page before. Is there really only 11 posts total and none since Nov 2020? How in the world have people not cancelled?Oh joy, Scammy McScroungerson is back again
She’s gained 2 patreon subs in the last half hour
I'm taking some clothes to the winter shelter tomorrow I can't deal with this bleeping arsewipe
I was briefly tempted to sign up for 4.5e just to see what incredible nuggets of wisdown must be contained in those 11 posts to make it worth subscribing but I did resist the urge.
I wonder if she will arse plant her phone again with some random letters after this today!
More squigs seeing the light.
I’ve done a post for people in need on my local pages to give away things like kitchen utensils, dinnerware & other bits. Just basics but better than nothing and can be expensive if you’re starting out. Will also sling some money to my local homelessness charity who I support throughout the year. Jack, you make me feel dirty. Every £1 you take is a £1 off a families dinner table. You are a ghoul.
Unbelievable. Aside from the cutlery bollocks (who even has the '70' pounds she claimed it was to buy a load of unnecessary old cutlery!) do they not remember the ridiculous library pic she posted just last week with the expensive lumie clock, piles and piles of books and furniture that one human does.not.need?! A crappy dip recipe and an empty promise of more, that means you must donate to fix her crappy website....the brass neck on her is wild
At one point the lowest tier was called something like keeping mine and SB’s pantry stocked, so subs to that tier (and possibly others) see it as a charitable donation.
Whilst we don’t have visibility on everyone who subs to her (and their user profiles showcase all their creator subs) we can see the profiles who like her content. Going through those who liked year old posts, the only ones still subscribed held multiple subscriptions (like 5+) so likely see £10,20,30 to Patreon and don’t realise that £3,10,whatever isn’t getting them anything. This wasn’t a statistically significant sample size but was true across the board so defs interesting.
these are the same people who oohed and aahed over £105 worth of rusty spoons a few days ago and are now falling over themselves to give her cash
her fans are not the most observant of people
Phone on charge in the hallway?
Do you happen to have a link to the Patreon investigation table you did recently? I think I’ve missed the post and would love to take a look.
I thought she was selling her clothes on eBay like a boomer....oh hang on, she said she is going to...rattle rattle
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