Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[HotesTilaire]

I've made it! This is the life, @HotesTilaire - we're going down in history now. What a legacy.

I’d like to thank Punky M for the nomination, Jack for the average level lies, and the daily express, Mel Donte, TUIT and poor Mrs TUIT and their wee dog for the lard gravy. And Carole Malone for being AWAY.
What TF are the weird green pips in the hummus (looking like they were added-in specially, bit too symmetrical to be random)

 

[Captainmouse]

I found a good one

 

[Orphan_Black]

I found a good one
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They look like Jack's many faces!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Oh god, not 'I don't do it for the money ' Jack

 

[Django]

She's made hummus and cut up some pitta. Wow. Impressed.

'She's made hummus'

Are you new here? It's Waitrose hummus you prune.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

'She's made hummus'

Are you new here? It's Waitrose hummus you prune.

I thought it was M&S Dahl with peaches slopped in it

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Why would you repost the sideboard thot shots, you know that's why I'm traumatised

Sounds like Jack has tectonic plates now so we need to start keeping track of dramatic shifts in those as well as the status of the lights. I'm hoping that Sardine Jack is going to get subducted beneath Paying Taxes Jack.

 

[Django]

I ed but I don't know what subducted means

 

[BananaSmith]

She made hummus and cut up some pitta. Wow. Impressed.

She made bought hummus, transferred it into a bowl and cut up some pitta.

FTFY

 

[Gary Baldy]

Hi Fraus - popping out of lurkdom (I deleted my previous account where I had the moniker of a different biscuit) but I was on a grunk today whilst eating my sardines (not) and didn’t want to have Parklife Jack missed off the list

You know the one

I put my traaaazers on, av a cuppa tea and Riverdance raaaand the ‘ouse

Cannot remember how that particular Jack was invented but it has stayed with me ever since

Hope you’re all keeping well you lovely cable of mithering ninnies

I’ll away back to lurkdom as I’m BUSY

NOW duck OFF xxx

 

[Lanie]

Oh god, not 'I don't do it for the money ' Jack

But here is my tip jar!
Link to ad to get me money or website filled with ads to get money, but I do it from the goodness of my small bleedin art.

 

[appleskin]

Saw this

Tinned fish: your easy meal fix | Kitchen aide

Canned sardines, mackerel and shellfish make a quick and easy dinner. Just add bread or pasta …

www.theguardian.com

Not written by Jack

 

[ChickenPorridge]

But here is my tip jar!
Link to ad to get me money or website filled with ads to get money, but I do it from the goodness of my small bleedin art.

Yes she does this. Goes on about how she doesn't do it for the money, but once a few squigs have told her she should be getting paid, she does a big F it post and shouts about needing to earn money. Same old

 

[Pavlova]

I put my traaaazers on, av a cuppa tea and Riverdance raaaand the ‘ouse

...I am crying with laughter at that, and in the Lundarn voice too. Riverdance raaaand the 'ouse - OMG ha ha ha ha

 

[traumatised sideboard]

@Django it's one of the forms of tectonic plate movement, when one plate goes underneath another. It often creates a deep under-sea trench which is where I wish all the Jacks would go and live for eternity with a plentiful supply of fish but no internet so we never have to hear about it ever again.

 

[Django]

@Django it's one of the forms of tectonic plate movement, when one plate goes underneath another. It often creates a deep under-sea trench which is where I wish all the Jacks would go and live for eternity with a plentiful supply of fish but no internet so we never have to hear about it ever again.

TY but Jack will probably use subducted for a pile of pancakes now.

 

[Captainmouse]

Stolen from another thread

 

[Fruitjack]

Oooooh she’s instagrammed the recipe.

Turns out half a pitta bread and 20g lentils is a portion.

 

[BorisWelsh]

Rattle Rattle

 

[Silver Linings]