Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[blurstoftimes]

if you think about it the amount of blue tickers who interact with jack's tweets has gone down massively since the beginning of the pandemic. I think in some ways jack has already been silently cancelled rather than openly as none of the ladies feel like lawyering up (to use Jack's phrase)

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's just so infuriating, she's gained about a thousand followers today alone who will have no idea of her grift. And this always happens, it's a pattern. She's vile one day and the next she manages to turn it around to her advantage, somehow. I'm so sick of it.

 

[Django]

Just what the world needs, more vague hospital selfies . Sorry Matt fans, but I'd make it a law that you're not allowed to post hospital selfies without disclosing details

Jack is much better at this.
When she was in A&E she held up a bit of paper with her temperature written on it because that is what real nurses do. PROOF!

 

[Aardvark]

The cheek of her suggesting she’s forensically tracked supermarket prices only based on the one asda store she happens to visit. You can’t just decide Aldi doesn’t count because it’s too far to walk??

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Luv too eat brown pasta and broccoli for <checks notes> breakfast.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I'm having convenient convulsions.

Now that's a thread title.

 

[TraceyJacks]

I'm so confused, which demographic does she think is voting Tory? The Charlie Bingham lasagne eating demographic? Her beliefs on who votes for who is soooooo stereotypical and outdated! Jack I really hate to break it to you but the working class aint been voting Labour for a hot minute...

 

[Emmapism]

She doesn't want your Grandmother's cutlery squig but if you could see your way to sending her some money via her PayPal, she'd love that......the souless fucking husk

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I can't believe it's grotty cutlery that is exposing Jack. Not the Dyson fan, Cotswold menagerie or countless phones. Manky old cutlery *shudders*. I don't think this will cancel Jack but its another nail in the grifting coffin. She will probably pull on her MH arthritis cloak tomorrow and call everyone trolls. Then everyone will cheer and clap.

Trifley D is a proper ledge.

 

[Pocahontas]

That is just it Poca. I'm not that surprised or shocked by Jack. She is just being the same needy, lying, pompous gobshite she always is (albeit x 10).
It's the bluetickers lapping up her Economics for Dummies that is utterly baffling and frustrating.
As for Hugh Grant, sorry 'H', words fail.

(And that convulsive migraines is utter bollocks. As another severe migraine frau there is no fucking way she would be tweeting so merrily if she had had a migraine with warning aura. And no way she would not have mentioned this before today. More teams of specialists examining her though Aye right. She should've used this opportunity to say she has Botox for the migraines (she probably will now).

And surely, if you’d had a migraine as bad as to set off convulsions, then I guess you’d be scared of setting it off again? You’d want to stay away from all screens - not spend all night basking in backlit attention. Hugh Grant beats fake migraine, I guess.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Convulsions

is that on the sick list. What a load of old shit. People don’t just have convulsions and they are just fine. Twat twat twat.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Just went to the source of those guardian journos chatting to each other - they all know, but what I don’t understand is how do they know numbers? These threads move SO fast I don’t believe they’d be keeping up to date with them. Unless they’re getting print screened and circulated? In which case lol.

 

[Peachy9]

Plus she can't still do the whole poverty plea anymore. Not because she is likely raking it in, but because she could just get ajob
I get (although I disagree for a multitude of reasons) that maybe she felt unsupported and unable to fund childcare when SB was a toddler. At one point we were paying £1800 A MONTH for childcare, which is sickening. So believe me, I get it. But he's at secondary school now, and has a very active and present father. Why why why can't she just get a job, even if it's nights so she can be there when he gets home?

It's the sense of entitlement that the squigs don't seem to get that annoys me. She truly believes she has a right to do fuck all, rather than work.
It just doesn't make sense anymore.

 

[Ellabella]

Dear god, it's not anyone else's fault her website has been down for weeks and her technical support is getting nowhere "tinkering" with it. Pay your own way Jack!

 

[BlendedSlop]

Remember last week when she was moaning about having no budget to do up her kitchen? And has been suspiciously quiet about the project ever since? It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if she had a fully-functional version of her site ready to go live but thought she'd do a last-minute round of grasping to funnel into her kitchen makeover fund. I do honestly believe she's that shameless.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Froggies]

We like receipts, Jack likes receipts, the tax man likes receipts…EVERYONE LIKES RECEIPTS

<insert Oprah gif>

 

[Ninch55]

It’s the ‘those of us outside the bubble’ that is infuriating me. She really needs to fuck off as far away as possible and stay there.

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: ED trigger

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Subtle affiliating herself with people who are genuinely struggling I see.
get a fucking job and stop taking money off these people who think you and your son are struggling. It’s so fucking awful. You are not a good person. Tweeting this prices does nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.

Wonder how she knows the price of a Charlie Bingham ready meal?