Cheers, Slop. Crying now.
Cheers, Slop. Crying now.
The cynic in me thinks she wants to “normalise” people giving her gifts. And downplay her massive shopping compulsion. Poor little Jack, excited at getting extra free second-hand spoons, but she needs them for her work! She got issues is what she got.Why did she lie? It is such a truly pointless thing to lie about. I can only presume she wants it to a) look like she isn't knowingly buying vast amounts of tatty tit and b) it is another tale to show how quirky she is, how things like this could only happen to the hapless smol pixie (like wandering into army shooting ranges ) Ruthless ebay sellers falling for the whimsical charms of Jack.
Nice iPhone 13 Pro Max there.Thanks to Silver's closeup of this reflection, I now have some idea of what it must feel like to be a bowl of slop, staring up in fear and hatred at the one who orchestrated my wretched fate.
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Oh come on let’s do snail Jack. She’d rush into it with her usual impatience and arrogance, disregarding all advice about how to safely eat snails and plucking them from her RENTED garden, probably to give herself a terrible case of the shits.
She doesn't think she will get called out.Why did she lie? It is such a truly pointless thing to lie about. I can only presume she wants it to a) look like she isn't knowingly buying vast amounts of tatty tit and b) it is another tale to show how quirky she is, how things like this could only happen to the hapless smol pixie (like wandering into army shooting ranges ) Ruthless ebay sellers falling for the whimsical charms of Jack.
Definitely an air of ‘Look at lucky smol me, I’m given gifts all the time, even when people don’t know it’s really me!’Why did she lie? It is such a truly pointless thing to lie about. I can only presume she wants it to a) look like she isn't knowingly buying vast amounts of tatty tit and b) it is another tale to show how quirky she is, how things like this could only happen to the hapless smol pixie (like wandering into army shooting ranges ) Ruthless ebay sellers falling for the whimsical charms of Jack.
It's FAR too early but easy thread title after this cutlery shiteIt’s like 10,000 spoons when your slop doesn’t need a knife
When I checked Jack's twitter before grunking and saw all the cutlery pics, my first thought was 'MancBee!' I'm glad you're OK!I have just about got my composure back. Minging.
Jack, please don't take any more pictures of your "hoard" THANKYOU.
I think she's buying stuff because she's lonely and bored, along with her other issues. I buy books when I feel down, charity shop, new, whatever, they're my comfort item. It's something I've recognised over the years, and try to check myself over it, although my TBR pile is still shocking. Buying things is such a temporary fix, and why she's still in this state despite the 16 weeks of therapy, and therapists on speed dial, is quite shocking. You'd expect to see some improve surely?She has lived in smaller places than the shungalow so I do wonder how much stuff she’s been carting round with her, and how much has been bought in the last 3-4 years
Yep you can’t eat slop with a forkPerhaps the spoons are a metaphor for her disabilities, but once again she misunderstood the assignment and has too many spoons.
Speaking of assignments, it seems pretty clear that none are being completed. ("Didn't complete it, mate")
Searched for spoons ["spoons (from:bootstrapcook)"]. Found this screenie
Surprisingly light-coloured jumper for someone so invested in only wearing black.Thanks to Silver's closeup of this reflection, I now have some idea of what it must feel like to be a bowl of slop, staring up in fear and hatred at the one who orchestrated my wretched fate.
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I didn’t even think of that . Honestly it’s such an awkward angle and I’m a bit on the lazy side ( not jack level lazy mind you) we’re moving house in a few months so I’ll need to get it sorted by then . I’m genuinely a bit scared to venture into the cats secret lair - who knows what she’s got there!Have you tried one of those telescopic magnets?
Oh now I want a Five Guys- sloppy burger heavenWot? No mention of Five Guys in Edinburgh? Too niche?