I am not counting spoons. A few years back, my mother got rid of her wedding cutlery, acquired through someone's cigarette tokens - we're classy like that. She bought two full sets to replace them. Why, I do not know, given she was the only person living in the house at the time. She's got a lot in common with Jack, although she doesn't rent, grift, lie, and pays her taxes!
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Just looked at GoHENRYsquig, she’s got a nice cat and she made a lovely pie too. She’s great!
She’s so cool.
GH squig!Re. Spoons, I also have wine so I’m not joining in. I thought my sister had a beautiful silver spoon from her christening, then realised that none of us were christened, so… yeah, I’m out.
Back on topic, it’s amazing how even something as innocuous as spoons can shine a light on the grift @HodgeSplodge you’re a legend!
go henry squig's been posting about quality street too!
Is she… just eating them?!
How did she eat the poop pudding?
It was too soft for a fork!
Oh yeah I forgot it was binned after photo, forgive me fraus I was momentarily confused.
taking pics of wrappers, it looks like an in-joke with someoneIs she… just eating them?!
no eyeshadow lewks
Is this going to be the new granola for you?
Been on the slowest grunk ever but am in bed so not going to count our spoons just now. But I swear we have more baby spoons than actual spoons and just like teaspoons they disappear and reappear at various intervals. Or as Mr Beds says ‘they seem to have had baby spoons of their own’.
A lot of our cutlery is a mash up of what we had before we got together alongside a set the in laws bestowed upon us (nice but a bit clunky). My mum had a special occasion set of cutlery - you knew it was something fancy or a big family do when that got cracked out. Few years back she replaced the day to day cutlery but kept the old stuff as ‘surplus for when we have family dos’. Is she Jack?!
She'll be along shortly with a 'please leave me alone', I'm sure! Total 
shitter, the squigs will find a way to ignore and excuse it though as per 
shitter, the squigs will find a way to ignore and excuse it though as per Felt like weighing in on the cutlery talk. I can’t deal with unmatching cutlery for some reason, and some spoons offend me. My mum has one I refuse to use.
My teaspoons appear to disappear in the night as I’ve gone from 8 down to 3 so now trying to 
what set I actually have so they remain MATCHING
PS my draining board is on the right
My teaspoons appear to disappear in the night as I’ve gone from 8 down to 3
so now trying to what set I actually have so they remain MATCHINGPS my draining board is on the right
Smol pixies are softly scampering through the cat flap and pilfering them, before scurrying away.
All the spoon talk has inspired me to write a wee poem. If it doesn't make much sense, it's because I'm not a professional word wrangler.
Hey diddle diddle, Jack's on the fiddle
Promising five thousand things "coming soon..."
The whole cabal laughed at what would never be done
And Call4Fish sent some more tun(a)!
Hey diddle diddle, Jack's on the fiddle
Promising five thousand things "coming soon..."
The whole cabal laughed at what would never be done
And Call4Fish sent some more tun(a)!
A chaos for the weekend - what a time to be alive.
Is it spoons?You win a prize.
So do you
Ah, it’s smiling. It looks like it’s goading me
I think it’s goading everyone, I mean it’s not even made of wood for starters!Ah, it’s smiling. It looks like it’s goading me
And the lovely Go Henry Squiggle tweets with our beloved Trifle Defender! 
Cabal, Poca thinks she can duck with the spoons. Let’s show her.Ah, it’s smiling. It looks like it’s goading me
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