OwlRightsReserved
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At least she's got the appropriate implement to eat her mercury-riddled tinned fish. God forbid in this time of struggle that she's without a fish knife.
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At least she's got the appropriate implement to eat her mercury-riddled tinned fish. God forbid in this time of struggle that she's without a fish knife.
MancBee
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Ah I see, the sort of fabrics that someone with a masculine aesthetic might chose?
Silver Linings
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People-huv-tae-know
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So my take away from today so far is (sadly not a vegan chippy) that Jack let her inner Tory rise to the surface, she let her spat with David Amess anger her again, she let her not so inner hoarder out, she is angry with the landlord, she has time and money to burn and she is jealous of the free grub and booze MPs get. I wonder how much of this is linked to Allegra being on TV? Allegra was her ticket to the champagne lifestyle until her true colours showed.
HotesTilaire
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Jack is more like “so long, and fish for all the thanks!”
Ah rats, ETA I thought I’d done a funny but that’s Hitchhikers Guide, not Red Dwarf. Then I had a
it said Tack not Jack. Must be bedtime in the Hotes house, smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for griftmas.
Rekyavikgirl
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Looks like a fucking casket for Elvis's dead cutlery
SweetTransvestite
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Just the 6 copies of your own book?
Silver Linings
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Her language around alcohol is very triggering to alcoholics too, all glugs and booze.
PunkyMonkey
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Cabal, my nephew requested a "hot hot" flannel to remove breakfast from his face this morning so I fear I must announce my departure, I have failed you all.
Django
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My opinion (only based on Mx. Monroe's posts m'lud), is that Jack has a very addictive personality but her main goal is to take other people's money for doing absolutely fuck all. She doesn't give a shiny shit how she makes it. Over and out from me now as I feel absolutely pooh after my booster having had no adverse effects from my first two vaccinations x
Veronicaaa
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Oooo this reminds me of when I was lucky enough to be given a tour round the UN and we had lunch in their canteen (obvs the highlight of the day for meHave to break it to you Jack, I’m as keen that there’s no subsidised piss ups as anyone but having hung out a few times in Strangers Bar back in the day, there IS a need for on-site bars and restaurants in the Houses - it’s called security? There are any number of visitors, constituents, researchers, assistants, admin as well as elected members and Lords hanging out there every day so there has to be food and drink. I don’t think it’s all that heavily subsidised when you consider it’s not a profit-making venture. Plus everyone in there has been vetted and gone through the airport-style scanner etc. You’d know Jack, as that happens when you go into No10 as well.
I also think you underestimate the amount of Uber/deliveroo/delivery services that would drop off a few bottles, some lunch and some snacks there to the staff.
), it was so great, loads of people dressed in their national dress and amazing food from all around the world at rock bottom prices.
FlowerOfTheEast
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S'OK, it's black now.
Into_the_tunnel
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The drawer.
The door.
Close them.
Please close them.
ETA- the washing machine is not straight. Nothing is. Can’t look any more.
PunkyMonkey
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We will immediately crowdfund you one.I DON'T EVEN *HAVE* A DRAINING BOARD
heretoreaditall2019
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Whilst her age and income (£100k+ p/a era, not current dregs era) mates are thinking about their household budget, savings & investments for them and kid(s), content & buildings insurance, vehicles and MOT and tax and insurances, life insurance, short and mid term savings for #renos or holidays, careers, family, relationships, the forever home, elderly parents, blah blah blah…. Jack’s making micro scale cardboard furniture? 
Falkor
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I do, but on graph paper, not 3-dimensional cardboard things. In my defence it's because I renovate long-term empty houses and it's always a full electrical rewire, so by working out where the furniture is going to be on paper I know where I need sockets and lights to be.
MancBee
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It reminds me of Hi-de-Hi. The dancers Yvonne and Barry Stuart Hargreaves used to put the wallpaper up with drawing pins in their chalet. Cabbage Roses, if my memory serves me correctly.
Tbf if you just cleaned it that would make it look better