*Her in a gifsuit it not my Sunday thought. Repeat ×5*
Regardless of anything, I do think she's in the poop with the big boys.
Regardless of anything, I do think she's in the poop with the big boys.
Jack Monroe #237 Cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator
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Coke nose gently, softly spreading itself across her face.
And if they were black puddings which was my first thought then the same would apply: 90% veganUnderstandable, presuming the whips were pleather; a 90% vegan kink
How can you put performative polls up on Twitter when there is an HMRC chaos happening?
If I have a stain on my carpet I go dark on my SM until I get it out.
If I have a stain on my carpet I go dark on my SM until I get it out.
Absolutely! I included black pudding in my pythagoras vegan % workings.And if they were black puddings which was my first thought then the same would apply: 90% vegan
Do we reckon her next victim beau earns big £££ so they can bail her out with HMRC. I'm pretty sure a bowl of Jif lemon spaghetti is a fair swap for a couple of thousand quid.
@MancBee identified it in a post up thread, when we were debating whether it was her room or not!Oh I feel really silly now. It looked (to me, with 4 hours sleep though I should say I’m not an insomniac and I didn’t get up and dye my hair or anything) like a clothes rail with some black puddings and whips and chains
Now it could be a belle, that looks like Steve. Hang on....
Could it be her refection?
She did say something about having loads pulled out when she was younger. She looks like she still has a full set, so we figured maybe she was on about baby teeth. This led to the cabal counting their teeth anyway
So possibly basic question...why does not filing accounts with companies house mean she hasn't paid her taxes? Is that a sure thing or just a guess?
Also also...pre 19/20 she would've been earning the mega bucks. I assume that was as a sole trader so wouldn't have had accounts with CH? Did she register as an ltd company for tax efficiency? (Sorry I don't really understand this stuff!)
Also also...pre 19/20 she would've been earning the mega bucks. I assume that was as a sole trader so wouldn't have had accounts with CH? Did she register as an ltd company for tax efficiency? (Sorry I don't really understand this stuff!)
I have no idea what is going on.
what is CH?
what is HMRC?
what is NI?
how are they different?
It all just came out before I got paid. Sorry for being ignorant. I can do science stuff though. Not that being able to represent addition reactions using curly arrows helps anyone to be honest.
Never have I hoped so much that a person had Black Pudding tied like a balloon animal on top of their wardrobe.
CH Companies House
HMRC (ho ho ho look at their description)
NI National Insurance
In my local Botox shop, they do something with Botox to mask visible gums that has the secondary effect of plumper lips. I’d hazard a guess that’s what she has had.
She will end up like Jackie Stallone if she's not careful.
I hadn't thought of a broken nose but don't they tend to have a kink where the break occurred, so it's usually quite obvious. Filler spreading sounds very likely, silly me for not thinking of that. Jack's nose is going to walk of her face and find me isn't it?
If noses end up yomping and scampering about in my dreams I'm holding you fully responsible.
It swells up like a balloon, in my experience, for a few days then settles so you can see the lump and which way it's 'Dressing'.
I had two to the left and one to the right! Haha!
Our local MaccyD's in the city centre has episodes like this every day or night. The occasional dead body has been found in the toilets over the years. We have a KFC which usually manages to host customer fights a few times a week. Never a dull moment.
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