Jack Monroe #237 Cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator

[EddieBeds]

She's talking about Molly Mae Hague, she's also liked an anti-influencer tweet. You still can't sit with us, Jack.

Not defending Molly’s comments but a bit rich coming from Jack who cosplays as poor to grift and has shown multiple times they are not hard up! Count the bloody sideboards for a start let alone the curtains, Christmas decs, other branded tat and the fact they can misplace a laptop for weeks on end and not be concerned!

ETA: plus every other contradiction that’s been noted on 200+ threads here.

ETA: Including living with someone on a £250k salary but claiming poverty/£20 shops that feed Jack’s Tory mates rhetoric.

ETA: And another thing before I stop adding edits (soz I’ve got the rage) - Jack has never suffered due to their class. They grew up in comfortable middle class privilege as well documented. Jack may have had a small period of ‘poverty’ but again due to their class/privilege didn’t get levelled with the tit that most experiencing it for real do.

 

[Billybellend]

PS apologies I’ve not been around much over the festive season. Mrs. B has been helping me re-line my stomach with manky air dried stuffing, after having burnt it off with vinegar cocktails…

 

[Saint_clemmie]

She's talking about Molly Mae Hague, she's also liked an anti-influencer tweet. You still can't sit with us, Jack.

I haven’t seen the context, but Is she annoyed at an uneducated, not well thought through comment from a privileged, middle class, influential minor celeb?

 

[ecdb]

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I don't know what they're talking about.

I am busy binge-watching Friends.

Woman on the internet: I’m glad I know how to make a cheap pot of soup…

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Jack: I don’t have the energy to get into the oppressive crushing weight of the class ceiling tonight.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Here's the one she faved ...

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Obligatory eye roll. No big fan of Molly Mae, but if she was to respond directly to Jack's tweet Jack would disappear up her own hole like she did with Rylan. Jack only Jacks when there's safety in numbers. When she's the target herself it's all leave me alone, hellscapers. She'd give anything to have the social media success MMH has, and I can hardly bear to imagine the shite 'advice' she'd be dishing out as well.

 

[Vanelope]

I had a little read of the last few pages thread titles - so many. So funny. Much hurrahs and all around.
Love this one

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

ecdb: I am feeling the crushing weight of 200 threads of Jack’s shite bearing down on my soul.

Cabal: it’s ok, we will help you through it with humour and gifs that were once frowned upon.

Jack: look at my shiny, new, really expensive thing I don’t need that I bought with the squiggles money that I got given.

ecdb:

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Trust Jack the shallow materialistic goblin to purchase (excuse me, be gifted) a turntable based on its colour and not the technical specifications and sound fidelity. Then again I suspect it's purely for show as it won't be heard against the cacophony of six radios simultaneously playing different stations in different rooms. No wonder she couldn't hear the bloody burglars.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Looking forward to her new confessionals - 'I was one of the earliest influencers ... it crippled me with anxiety and made me bankrupt'.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Here's the one she faved ...

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At least MM is good at what she does, annoying as it may seem to the rest of us. All Jack does is…well, now there’s an open ended question.

 

[Ninch55]

Here's the one she faved ...

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2022 needs to be exposure year. I’ve had enough of her absolute shite, as I’m sure have many other people. Bye Jack, it’s been a ride but your day is done.

 

[ecdb]

ecdb: I am feeling the crushing weight of 200 threads of Jack’s shite bearing down on my soul.

Cabal: it’s ok, we will help you through it with humour and gifs that were once frowned upon.

Jack: look at my shiny, new, really expensive thing I don’t need that I bought with the squiggles money that I got given.

ecdb:

I feel like you know me personally.
Since I’ve found these threads I’ve had, what my mum would describe as “a face like a horse in a huff”.

Permanently raging. That’s me. She’s riled me more than any person off the internet ever should rile anyone.

 

[Vanelope]

ummm
I think Vlad is a bit unwell gang…

 

[Hollaaa]

Le Creuset Pot Hobbs Kettle Jack again.

 

[Whaa?]

Does anyone know the current status of the light in her eyes?

What about the 6 major blows she took on the chin?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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I don't know what they're talking about.

I am busy binge-watching Friends.

Coven join hands to pray the squiggle uprising cometh to remind her she’s the middle class daughter of a (second generation!) landlord who has only ever benefitted from the class system in the UK

 

[Emmapism]

Ah. That old influencer hypocrisy. Almost like taking money from Octupus Energy to talk about budgeting and money management when you're sat at home like

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

ummm
I think Vlad is a bit unwell gang…

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I think what Vlad is trying to show here is Owen Jones informing Jack that he already has a baby thank space you so won't be taking her up on the kind offer to procreate with him.
But I dunno. I have been eating a lot of cheese.

 

[Ninch55]

What about the 6 major blows she took on the chin?

God knows, but at least three have to be anal prolapses from the amount of shite she talks