Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love

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Emmapism

Just popping into the new thread to give @MancBee a squeeze

Jack is keeping us equal parts enraged and entertained as per!
 
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Pocahontas

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Recap of last thread:

Jack has had lots of

Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

Taxes: not paid Website: not fixed Leftovers recipes: not posted Postcards: not sent Book(s): not written But tell me more about stress!
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, and despite throwing a chair at one once, she is now best friends with any and all of them.


She had a haircut in the

Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

vlad's clearly listening in on the therapy chat I am nowhere near harrogate. it seems like a very jack sort of town, doesn't it? all posh houses and tories
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of Victorian Poorhouse Child with Lice.

Jack is experimenting with a

Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

The skirt thing absolutely did not happen. I think Jackie often jumps on bandwagons and take it to far and makes to much noise to let go without a backlash. See the following - Being poor Non binary Trans Gay Vegan Vegetarian Socialist Angry And a shit ton of other things. Allegedly
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of bright colours in her eyeshadows, to make up for the fact she dyed a lot of her clothes grey. We wait to see ‘Opal Fruits’ recreated via the medium of Urban Decay.

She now has a Nintendo Switch and has been enjoying the delights of Goose Game.
 
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Orphan_Black

I read this recap like the Geordie Big Brother narrator
 
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Oxford_Girl

Sending @MancBee hugs

do I do the vets wrong ? I wait quietly chatting to my pet/ other humans I don’t go seeking attention on Twitter/IG
 
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Flash123

But has she paid her taxes yet?

I’m off out for dinner for a few hours. I expect nothing less than a 10 pager when I am back please!
 
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ChickenPorridge

Dhotya has been tagged in her posts so many times over the years and all the bullshit yarns I'm crying that she got *one* minute victory over them and has had to tweet about it So telling.
 
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Boyo

Reworded lyrics for Jack:
‘(Not) sending cards and pictures to people I don’t even know/No offers coming over the phone’

 
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Charitas

@MancBee to blip is human , I hope you can come to the best decision for you on treatment. If you are stuck mayhaps a Twitter poll would help, it's what Jack would do along with tin rattling link
 
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Falkor

Flash123 said:
But has she paid her taxes yet?

I’m off out for dinner for a few hours. I expect nothing less than a 10 pager when I am back please!
Click to expand...
We are currently 54 hours and 12 minutes away from the second set of accounts being late with Companies House.
 
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MooBelle

I think I've got it. I think I've cracked the code (nonsense)
She has to fill the void of SM with utter tripe because she hasn't seen SB over the 'holidays'.
If she had, we would have been inundated with pictures of the poor kid on his fake tamagotchi.
We've had Jack with her friends (parents)
Jack on the Switch.
Opal fruits eyeshadow Jack.
Cooper with Jack, sometimes with the sad little kitten (I shudder to think why she's at the vets)
Jack channeling Dynasty pleather shoulder pads.
Fucking earworm Jack.
Jack reminiscing about a school notebook which was clearly written after she left school.
And untold shite she's spouted since Christmas Eve less than a week ago. Not mentioned the kid once.
She hasn't seen her kid and needs to keep her SM busy so to bamboozle the Squiggles.

(Hope you're OK @MancBee xx)
 
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BeautifulTrauma

Great excuse that, asked to PayPal over the money to the bookshop to pay for the books she shouted about wanting to pay for in a brilliant act of vanity. Then she’s suddenly at the vets and can’t pay right now.

What an idiot.
 
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