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Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone
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Jack is clearly not keeping up on Tattle either as I did a whole series of Jack in 80s mullets which she could have shown to the hairdresser. She needs the Pat Sharp mullet ASAP. Also, I know she is going grey but it's making her hair look like that fake snow stuff Santa actors dye their beards with. Jack would be a grinch santa though.
I love this, one day she's a make up novice asking advice from the squigs, 24 hours later she's a full blown expert makeup influencer. Classic Jack.
Shamelessly tagging all the brands.
I actually wish she’d tagged the mascara brand so i know to NEVER BUY IT
Hair: crispy
It’s giving me 80s creeps when people wore too much hairspray (when I say people, I mean me).
It’s giving me 80s creeps when people wore too much hairspray (when I say people, I mean me).
Lol reverse mullet and reverse influencer
The entire look is so 80s! Crispy hair, multicoloured eyeshadow, frosted lipstick…
Maybe it’s ‘light on at the top, light off at the back‘? Reverse mullet suits all occasions.
+ filters and smoothing tools.
i can confidentially say that no one and i mean NO ONE is following Jack to learn skincare tips
Reply to a squig talking about therapists:
Omg Jackanory, you really are not
sort yourself out, you have no shame whatsoever!
She’ll be claiming to be making her own rosehip oil next. Not to
but in an aside I am hives-allergic to rosehips. I hope no poor squig runs to get some and has a head swelling incident.
If they do I hope they remember the Urban Decay before they head to A&E. No trip is complete without it!She’ll be claiming to be making her own rosehip oil next. Not to
Replying to a squig who is asking how to find a new therapist:
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It’s not 2011/2 anymore sweetie no one is going to handsomely reward you with partnerships and cash for one tweet or blog post, there are teens out there busting a gut posting reels, TikToks, insta stories, YouTube content, etc etc in the hope of getting partnerships with makeup brands!
Yikes at that skincare routine pls consider an SPF with anti pollutant as you spend so much time travelling about with ur one vaccine
Yikes at that skincare routine pls consider an SPF with anti pollutant as you spend so much time travelling about with ur one vaccine
omg this makes me want to SCREAM. The only way in which Jack would be considered is a difficult client is not because she is the most sickliest poorliest most terrible sufferer of mental health in the world, it’s much more likely that because she is such an unpleasant and unlikeable person that therapists are unable to offer her unconditional positive regard and have to refer her to someone else. This is a thing!! ps therapists are not your friends you bleeping imbecile
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