Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love

[PortiaControl]

We are currently 54 hours and 12 minutes away from the second set of accounts being late with Companies House.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Reworded lyrics for Jack:
‘(Not) sending cards and pictures to people I don’t even know/No offers coming over the phone’

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Getting DMs and smol robots from creeps I don’t even know, and offers to make sticky brown poo over the phone.

 

[Emmapism]

Jack's humble brags about her career always give me a chuckle. It's going so well you guys!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack's humble brags about her career always give me a chuckle. It's going so well you guys!

You clearly have no idea about how BUSY she is behind the scenes, grubby fingers in alllll the pies and still time for sweetie inspired eyelids.

She's an inspiration.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Has she created her Opal fruits inspired make up yet?

 

[Boyo]

How it started:

How it’s going:

 

[Pavlova]

Having nose on her Wikipedia, I wonder if the wiki editors (and god knows there's loads of reverts and revisions) actually know about the truth to our fave grifty smol pixie...

Jack Monroe: Revision history - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Adayinthelife]

Sending love to @MancBee

Jack is still a lying, grifting arsewipe

as you were

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I read this recap like the Geordie Big Brother narrator

Day who bleeping knows in the Big Grifter house
Jack is being exhausting on Twitter and the squigs are being idiotic meanwhile the evil cabal of evil ninnies are more concerned about their beloved Buzzy chef.
Seriously though sending you all the love in the world @MancBee .

 

[waffle maker]

@MancBee

I don’t understand the Big Green Bookshop situation at end of last thread?

 

[Boyo]

Has she created her Opal fruits inspired make up yet?

I reckon the ‘in vets, brain fried’ is a prelude to no more candy make up nonsense cos she’s got bored of it.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

I reckon the ‘in vets, brain fried’ is a prelude to no more candy make up nonsense cos she’s got bored of it.

Oh no, just read back and saw that. I hope the kitten is ok.

 

[L3moning]

in vets, brain fried

This is one for the list of "is a very obvious thread title, but is posted at exactly the wrong time for me to nominate it"

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I don’t own a pet but are humans allowed back in the vets unless it’s serious? The vets near me are still having people wait the car park.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

@MancBee

I don’t understand the Big Green Bookshop situation at end of last thread?

Squiggle, who looks like a friend, wanted to buy Jack and herself a copy of the book. Copied Jack in on the Tweet. Jack didn't read it properly and bulldozed in to say she'd like to buy 5 copies. Squiggle reiterated that it was a present and Jack skipped off to see the Vet.

 

[L3moning]

I don’t own a pet but are humans allowed back in the vets unless it’s serious? The vets near me are still having people wait the car park.

Will be up to the individual practice in England, I would think.

 

[waffle maker]

Squiggle, who looks like a friend, wanted to buy Jack and herself a copy of the book. Copied Jack in on the Tweet. Jack didn't read it properly and bulldozed in to say she'd like to buy 5 copies. Squiggle reiterated that it was a present and Jack skipped off to see the Vet.

Thanks. What a way to live your life, Jack!

 

[MooBelle]

We are currently 54 hours and 12 minutes away from the second set of accounts being late with Companies House.

I'm really not good with tax knowledge etc.
Can you (or anyone else) let me know
1. What happens if she doesn't file her return.
2. If she does file, will it show exactly how much she's earned over the past two years?

 

[Vanelope]

@MancBee
Meanwhile Vlad… paging @kachoochoo

 

[kachoochoo]

@MancBee
Meanwhile Vlad… paging @kachoochoo
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never gonna happen

another to @MancBee