Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

[FridayFunDay]

The skirt thing absolutely did not happen.

I think Jackie often jumps on bandwagons and take it to far and makes to much noise to let go without a backlash.

See the following -

Being poor
Non binary
Trans
Gay
Vegan
Vegetarian
Socialist
Angry

And a tit ton of other things.

Allegedly

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[FridayFunDay]

Owen and Jack are a match made in faux leftie heaven.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

You have confused Trumpy D with Sweetie T!

 

[frankychester]

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Assuming these aren't sockpuppets, what the hell is wrong with these people? That's not a rhetorical question - I genuinely want to know what kind of person's judgement is so askew that they type that.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I couldn't sleep either if I knew I had 2 tax returns due and a bankruptcy looming on the horizon.

Can you imagine the level of grifting if this happens.

 

[Boyo]

I obviously don’t know how bad the wife is making the days but this still seems like a rather cruel punishment.

 

[Vanelope]

Penhaligons…Chanel…Mac…Jefree Starr…UrbanDecay…maybelline great lash?!?!??

I know mascara is a pretty personal choice, but that is absolute cack on my eyelashes. And not quite the same price point as the others…

It was cult in the 90s when you couldn’t get it here so it fits with the timeline she works on #20yearsbehind.
I’m surprised she hasn’t gone full Pat McGrath - I would choose those any day if I had that much free money

 

[Pocahontas]

That’s the one!
Whenever I think of Tim Curry, I think of Pennywise ... in his muddy puddle storm drain.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Hey Cabal!
Happy Weird After Christmas Time to you all.

I wondered a while back if she was wearing some sort of brace to move her incisor.
Unless there is a 'facetune' tool that does teeth?

#invisiblebracetruther

 

[skronkywildcat]

Also “the desire to do something creative” - why not sort out yer fuckin’ WEBSITE and create some RECIPES?

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Also “the desire to do something creative” - why not sort out yer fuckin’ WEBSITE and create some RECIPES?

Creative could also mean creating a giant cheque and presenting it to HMRC to PAY YOUR TAXES JACK. Not only will it stop her being made bankrupt, it will also give her the dopamine hit of being able to FaceTune another photo to duck and put it on Twitter.

 

[Tabitha D]

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How can a person be so incredibly self-obsessed?? She finds herself utterly fascinating doesn’t she. And yet she’s so dull.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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whatever Jack, you’re popping to see your friend who happens to be a therapist. Stop deliberately deceiving people and over sharing.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Boyo]

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More new black clothing. #nospendyear

 

[FridayFunDay]

What a mess.

Is the therapist and friend thing not totally inappropriate??

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

Saw this as I walked through Primark this morning. Inspired the smol pixie perhaps?

Probably dis

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Looks like the leather dyed well in the machine, unless she’s lied and just purchased a whole new wardrobe

 

[Marmalade Atkins]