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So add 'mullet' to the massive list of words Jack doesn't know the meaning of, then. A MULLET IS WHEN THE BACK IS LONG BUT THE FRONT IS SHORT YOU MULLET MUPPET. IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOUR HAIRDON'T.
She's like a spinning top and the squigs keep spinning her and spinning her.
What a strange spectacle. I'm glued to it, like, but, I know it's very strange.
Like a lot of people clapping at a toddler putting on a show, and they keep clapping, and the show never ends. More colours, more exploits, more tin rattling. Is the rest of her life going to be like this?
I have no idea who she is or what she actually looks like anymore.
In the same way that we have fond memories of something that happened years ago (that was probably fraught and filled with stress), I have an image of her that is probably built on false memories too.
The pink eyelids… has she painted red veins onto them? They look raw and scabby. Honestly, if she’d done that for the black eye I might have believed it.
The 80s spikes and pleather shirt… I just can’t. It’s like someone who does social club ‘turns’ in Skeggy. Who remember the Crème Brûlée band from League of Gentlemen? Embittered musos playing the club circuit - you know what I mean.
No, SHE LEFT shortly after DKL. Were you here for thread 31? Recently she's been dropping hints that a man is living in the bungalow, speculation that it could be SB’s Dad.
The modern mullet is very much a thing... it's everywhere! So why would any hairdresser express bafflement at being asked to cut one? Especially not Toni and Guy.
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Jack we get it ok Santa brought you a ml of lip filler for Christmas, ask the Easter bunny for a blending brush, not that make up Jack will still be a thing then of course.
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