Jack Monroe #229 Hold me closer Tony Danza

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Lanie

As mentioned above she shares far far too much with strangers.

I am a big fan of keeping schtum about things that are not anyone's business....


I didn't need to see her in her underoos.

I don't need to know her vaccine status
I don't need to see the inside or outside of her house

I don't need to see her spare clothes
I don't need to see her pets or kid.
I don't need to see anything other than what she sells and that is slop and sometimes books and terrible postcards. That is all that should be on her work sm
 
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DinosaurSenior

I actually thought a portmanteau was...a davenport...an armoir...a tallboy ...or... gulp....a Sideboard
 
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StringyMango

MooBelle said:
Just wanted to say that as we are reaching the end of this thread that I'm really going to miss the thread title.
Every time I log on I sing it in my head and it makes me giggle.
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It's been my earworm for days now!
 
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FunnyFuneral

Omg go go power rangers what a blast from the past. My wee boy was always the red one and i was always Goldar x
 
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Cookiecookie

DinosaurSenior said:
I actually thought a portmanteau was...a davenport...an armoir...a tallboy ...or... gulp....a Sideboard
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I thought it was some type of vintage travelling case until scarily recently! Can't remember if it was the cabal or Millionaire's Hot Seat that informed me otherwise
 
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HotesTilaire

Cookiecookie said:
I thought it was some type of vintage travelling case until scarily recently! Can't remember if it was the cabal or Millionaire's Hot Seat that informed me otherwise
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It is a vintage travelling case called something like le portable manteau or something and it got squished to portmanteau then the concept of calling word smooshing got named after it! Nobody cared until Bennifer started happening
 
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Cookiecookie

HotesTilaire said:
It is a vintage travelling case called something like le portable manteau or something and it got squished to portmanteau then the concept of calling word smooshing got named after it! Nobody cared until Bennifer started happening
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I love facts (and feeling slightly less ignorant!)

Bennifer is just as icky now as it was back in the day
 
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FunnyFuneral

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Oh my fucking god, £800 of clothes she's dyeing black because it's at the back of the wardrobe stained or otherwise ruined .. I dont think I have had £800 worth of clothes at any point in my lifetime, including when i had a wedding dress ready to go up the aisle on the day.

How much is the clothes you're not dyeing, you shameless fucking prick. Her rubbish clothes are £800!!!!!

# JACK MONROE HAS £800 WORTH OF CLOTHES TO JUST RUIN PLEASE DO NOT DONATE £ TO HER !!

Please donate to actually desperate people who really need your help. NOT JACK

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Why is there no screaming with fury at the same old grifting bollocks emoji
 
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Orphan_Black

I bet Jack will be 'hacked' before xmas, with these tweets alluding to it deleted.

For some one that claims to be a victim of a twenty year stalking campaign, she shares a lot of info. Plus, all her abandoned blogs have emails/phone numbers on them too.

She's a fucking idiot, a dangerous one too.
 
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OwlRightsReserved

BlendedSlop said:
If we get Cryptocurrency/NFT Jack I will seriously have to bury my phone.
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Agreed. Crypto Bro Jack will do me in.

My 2nd and 3rd sons are endlessly arguing the pros and cons of NFTs and it's enough to drive a woman doolally, and I actually like my children.
 
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Wooh

Cookiecookie said:
I thought it was some type of vintage travelling case until scarily recently! Can't remember if it was the cabal or Millionaire's Hot Seat that informed me otherwise
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It's that as well!

Oops, too late
 
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Mr Krabs

I never thought I’d see a Dave Vanian reference in a Jack thread. Love it.

Fucking hell. If she releases a video of herself rapping about the mean streets of Sarfend I will clench so hard that my arsehole will never recover.

My predictions:

Qanon Jack
Rasta Jack
Horse Jack (imagine how much money she could piss away if she started horse riding)
Asexual Jack - followed by getting a new girlfriend a week later
 
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Shawads

Just to say 'brexit' is my most hated portmanteau ever.
I refused to use it in conversation for a for a very long time as didn't want to give it credence.
it's a pet hate of mine how media engineered words (mengineered) are repeatedly used become part of our every day parlance, it's a very clear illustration of how easy it is to manipulate en masse and almost subliminally coerce us into changing something as fundamental as our language.
Especially those words designed to make an horrendous concept less threatening, trying to be light-hearted and pally with something that had the potential for colossal devastation.

I'm aware this makes me sound slightly tin hattish, (twattish?) and find it quite hard to articulate.
Thank goodness for the anonymity of the cabal
 
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KebabGirl

OwlRightsReserved said:
Agreed. Crypto Bro Jack will do me in.

My 2nd and 3rd sons are endlessly arguing the pros and cons of NFTs and it's enough to drive a woman doolally, and I actually like my children.
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I'm kind of hoping she does, and ends up being interviewed / on a podcast so I can hear her pronounce fungible!

Agree with everything said the last few days but I've been BUSY at work. That's actually busy, not writing shite on Twitter. The kitten doesn't look that healthy or happy. Cooper looks ready for a scrap. I went back and looked at my pictures of Kebab Cat in her first weeks here, and she was playing then falling asleep on me. And in my cycling shoes, but she isn't that bright!
There is definitely a manic phase going on and it is hard viewing in parts. I echo the sentiment a routine is needed, structure and purpose to the day.

And to prove I might be Jack (I'm not, the taxman has plenty of my earnings this year and every year) I will depart for bed after an epic 17 hour day.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Omg I forgot about that. Maybe that's why the Delmonte lady was sacked.
 
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queenfeline

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Grunking but calling it now (maybe someone else did as well) - landlord finds out about her ginger cats and she starts lamenting her situation, maybe hinting at eviction/why can't she have a house etc etc

Also being veganish is just being an omnivore. But I guess that's not a buzzword for ol' Jackie.
 
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Orphan_Black

Kerridge was on GMB talking about Marcus and FTM. No mention of our Jackie.

Nor no mention of her maverick deep fried sprouts during all the sprout talk.

Howling in Southend ensues....
 
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