Name: Claw-bal
Actually called: Puss-post-your-postcards, Tiddles-pay-your-taxes, Fluffy-finish-your-book, Felix-fix-your-website, Ginger-stop-grifting
Name: Claw-bal
The poor thing is so terrified
Those pictures make me sad because Jack hates them too. I think that early summer 2020 is when she did have a genuine, somewhat Tattle induced, breakdown. Not because of us but because she finally saw the reality of the grift and how she couldn’t carry on that way. Mix (fold) that in with covid, her genuine MH issues and Louisa leaving and I think there was the beginning of self reflection. However the lifestyle just took a different shape and the patrons pay the rent regardless so she buried it. I think sometimes it does pop up and it’s overwhelming and she is reflective and hates it.
I’ve been following Jack for years and years and she’s never been this bad. I think she knows she has an expiration date for this phase of her career and is trying to maximise her earning potential.
TLDR. It’s xmas and I can’t help but feel aching sadness at another human hurting.
Anyone else now have an ear worm?A leetle to early for a thread suggestion but I'm going to bed and suspect that you will be on the next thread when I wake. Christmas song inspired and from JMs perspective
Jack Monroe: I Wish It Could Be Griftmas Everyday
It’s always ‘I need it for work!’ but there are plenty of people who work in the media who don’t tweet 24/7. I don’t see how arguing over gender politics or sharing memes about Boris does anything for a person’s professional profileWhen she says 'work' she means twitter.
I'm only slightly joking.
David Baddiel justified his excessive twitter usage as 'I need it for work' too.
Keeping up your media presence and networking or some shit like that.
https://giphy.com/xUA7b2nqENav2Sc0TK
Turn that kitty’s head to the side a little and that is a classic Jack pose with the giant eyes and teeth on full display.
Work is a four letter word'work from home'
That’s seriously irresponsible. It’s awful that landlords can ban pets, but getting one behind their back is just stupid and unfair on the animal.
Monochrome Monroe and the Wardrobe of Gloom!"Work from home"!?
She spent yesterday dying her slop covered wardrobe grey.
All that Patreon and Tip Jar money is taxable income too. I doubt she has considered that.Agree completely. The latest public performance hasn’t driven any more Patreons, obvs we have no visibility on PayPal donations or gifts to publishers but it’s a sinking ship. I really don’t think she’s in a good place financially and whilst her parents are in a position to financially support her, she won’t be able to sustain the extreme consumption she’s shown us (directly & indirectly!) these last 2 years. I’d be shitting it too.
If I am honest my mum is a bit like Bernard. Lol you don't get much pity from herz especially if she knows your not putting any effort in.I can hear echos of “catch yourself on, now! Quit the pity party!”
Ahh I see. She joined TikTok to steal ideas from there.
Crying laughing at how HR dealt with that.I think we could all use a nice heartwarming tale about a ginger cat ....
Are we sure this isn’t just a plot line from Brooklyn 99I think we could all use a nice heartwarming tale about a ginger cat ....
I think her attitude to veganism would be a lot less annoying if she would just be fucking honest.Once again can anyone point me to the nutrients available in this that she needs so desperately for her conditions but are unavailable to her on her vegan diet? She got paid in 2016 to write an article promising to become vegan and even during the time of these threads promised to buy vegan bacon.
As the 13th most important vegan on this hellsite I don’t care what anyone does or doesn’t eat but to have a paid preaching article published in the Guardian and make money off a book about veganism yet drop it so quickly and shout at vegans who question it saying ‘poor people can’t be vegan’ - she can fuck off.
Ps I do understand about food deserts and I do think that being vegan is a privilege for some but not for her.
I'm surprised she's had time to name her at all, considering she got her on Sunday evening, spent all of Monday away from the shitty bungalow, spent all of yesterday dyeing her clothes then posting the results, and filled the remaining time with sadfishing and 16 hour dino naps.So Jack has given her new kitten 15 nicknames in the one day she has been 'working' from home has she? Sounds legit. Definitely hasn't made that up for Twitter likes.
https://giphy.com/15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs
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