Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

[MooBelle]

I think MooBelle might be right and Jack might have taken babydaddy hostage, because the absolute invincible high this past week - peaking at up all night giddiness in the early hours of today- was off the scale

Yup.
She's won.
She will be unbearable.

 

[Flash123]

I bet that béchamel will thicken in the oven

 

[MooBelle]

Has she off loaded all her delmonte stuff perchance?
so basically zero cost to her but she can bask in the warm fuzzies
charlatan

 

[Whaa?]

How it started: 2020 - takes money from pensioners' Winter Fuel Grant.

How it's going: 2021 - takes Tory money intended for hungry children.

Hello, I know with more application I may be able to figure this out for myself, (emphasis on the may be able to) but could someone explain the turd pudding funding to me?

I have got as far as a grant that Bristol Council are using to ensure children are fed in school breaks, however wouldn't this be separate from Netflix/Aardman funding to promote their movie and wouldn't that be used to pay for Jack? and, hopefully, the contents of the pudding?

 

[EddieBeds]

@colouredlines , excellent work digging out her sobriety/drinking history.
I wonder if you have gifted us a double whammy and presented us the 'sold' omega watch on pics 3 and four... Pure speculation m'Lud!
Now get to absolute fuck. x
*Lifts hat for the cabal*

I’d like to think even Jack couldn’t be so stupid as to lie about something like that but then I just think of all the receipts we have!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

My dog pissed on my rug yesterday .... they just *know*, don't they

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That looks like my dogs every day face (i KNOW that is a cat you mithering ninnies!!) He always looks like life's biggest tragedy has just befallen him, even on his birthday when he has been given dog cake and new toys to add to his mount everest of toys. He's a very happy boy really , his tail is always happy but he has mournful spaniel eyes

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[kachoochoo]

@kachoochoo one for the list and we might not be able to tick it off tonight!!!

exciting times. my breath has never been more bated....

(never gonna happen)

 

[Captainmouse]

A lovely article in The Graun about Marcus, Jack will be raging (I hope) about this -

Shade! Ooof

 

[MaineCoonMama]

On a lighter note I'm watching Black Adder (the Great War one) and I'm laughing about Wee Jack instead of Jock.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Thread title - Jack Monroe #229 Panic! At The Bungalow

Or the title of a really shite Agatha Christie fanfic story!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flash123]

Fucking liar she is (and she's not even good at that!)

Gin makes you sin!

 

[Orphan_Black]

I wonder if any squigs will pick up on that Polski Jack flashback and ask what she was doing from March to June?

That's a def nod to the cabal.

She was crazy for the Polish Jaffa cakes!

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

My dog pissed on my rug yesterday .... they just *know*, don't they

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Mine did on my bed, shortly after we got home from a long walk in which she peed several times.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Gin makes you sin!

Jack makes you cack!

 

[Captainmouse]

Broadcasting House this morning. Pru Leith all up Jack's niche with canned food. Especially fish.

I Wonder why Jack wasn't asked.

Ooo that’s a tough one

 

[Lanie]

Why is she wanking off moss now?

Suppose it makes a change from herself.

 

[L3moning]

A male housemate???
Who has been daft enough?
Still explains the fact Our Jackie girl can now
afford the gaff, post LJC

Better question is whether Jack's baking him a cake, given previous pronouncements on who they do or don't do that for...

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Dennis Cotter is not unknown.