Same way she pretended she wasn’t eating fish every day!Jesus LC. Was it only that short a time ago?
Jack, do not give me this shit about not knowing what fifteens are.
I'd never heard of them until you plastered your pathetic attempt at making them all over your SM.
The glorious cabal started talking about fifteens and I had to Google them. Why are you pretending not to have ever heard of them?
It is amazing how one can make every single dish look like a train wreck.
Must have been a great look in the Royal Artillery or whatever service he was in!We have all seen the pictures of her dad. George Michael? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I used to see George at a club called Bolts at Lasers in Tottenham. It was a gay night that was on monthly. He was as handsome in real life as he looked on the telly.
She is SOOOOOO Adrian Mole.
Santa must hate me, I didn't get anything.As for that poor kitten, least said soonest mended.My Slopmass gift was a Call4Fish delivery. Whilst I am grateful for any gift I lack the three freezers to store them in. Also, I have no idea how many months I need to keep them locked away in a frozen tomb before discarding.
Perhaps next year I should provide the puddle with an Amazon wish list, it seems to be all the rage for grifters this year.![]()
Maybe we can do swopsies within the cabal? I will have to wait till I get off the train, as wifi is crap, and rarely loads imagesI got a hammock! I'm going full ungrateful smol pixie and pouting as I have no garden to hang it in.
Well that made me type his name into the search function and........wow.Urgh, David Baddiel on Radio 5 Live slagging off Tattle Life right now. Shame he couldn't look a little deeper and see our wiki about the griftacious smol pixie!
She’s a absolute fucking horror.Who could forget the eyepatch worn under the eyebrow. One of my favourite Jacks.
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The puddle gifts have been fab, but for some reason this one had meIt could be worse dear heart…
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Thank you so much @traumatised sideboard this is such a treat! x
lovely. this pops up just as mr kcc puts our rice on for tea
Running through her greatest hits. Let's hope it's the farewell tour.This is quite the deja vu chaos this evening, Greek Jack, lists of food jack, Irish jack, upcoming book Jack and kitten kack.
am I in a fugue state?
Jesus LC. Was it only that short a time ago?Jack Monroe #218 A chance find at Pitsea Market
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i can’t believe the fifteen thread was only this November…. It feels like months ago!