Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

[Orphan_Black]

Also, she's clearly not so sick she can't get her head off the pillow anymore (still not covid). Does this mean she'll be attending the Robin thing to take government money off poor people, so they can make sticky-shit-cake?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Mr Tumble dresses better than her. She well wishes she was Jamie, jealous darling?

 

[Captainmouse]

No one is hacking your website babe

Oooo maybe the hackers could put some proper recipes up

 

[Legionnairess]

Someone has tagged them in a clip of Early Doors, I don’t want them to even know about this wonderful gem. It’s not about them or their kind of life - they could not relate to the people in it. know I sound like an inverted snob but this has irked me greatly my dear cabal.

edited for pronouns

 

[Dogmuck]

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Funny that it’s utterly delicious

Thanks for the photo jack a little later than expected but I forgive you.

Looks a lot like one of my mothers shit burnt to fk cottage pies tbh

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.

I got a sofa, I got a sofa

Going to have to ask Jackie to help me lift it up the spiral staircase though.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Have we had Seasonal Affective Disorder Jack yet? Another thing to waste spend her money on, a SAD lamp.

I would lay bitcoin on her already having one or 3!

 

[Django]

Broadcasting House this morning. Pru Leith all up Jack's niche with canned food. Especially fish.

I Wonder why Jack wasn't asked.

And Pru is on Desert Island Discs next week.

 

[MooBelle]

She does have form for green bread

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The fuck is that?!!!
It looks like a giant sprout.

 

[PortiaControl]

Actually do Wilko's sell tampon pineapples?!

 

[Cookiecookie]

I hadn't caught up to the kitten photos when I commented before We pretty much knew it was happening though, it's just sad that it actually has.

 

[maytoseptember]

The picture with the bandages is super munchy, no?

Yep, classic munchie. Or maybe a malingerer. Jack loves to inhabit the sick role, and also have a perennial excuse to not work (or do a shitty job of the work she does get).

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

That was quite a grunk! I’m glad we are getting content for the 2022 sloppies already!

Haha I hope Miggle wins something.

 

[EddieBeds]

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@kachoochoo one for the list and we might not be able to tick it off tonight!!!

 

[Ninch55]

Runts can be ok, but they do have a host of underlying issues and obviously not knowing it's background it may have been bottled fed. This means it didn't get it mother's milk to boosts in immune system

True, and I know I’m being a tad over-optimistic. I just want the best so I’m sticking my head in the sand, tbh. I wish it wasn’t so.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

No wonder Miggle was overwhelmed. Can you imagine... you start your day by writing a helpful comment to a Z list celeb, who not only reacts angrily but tries to gaslight you into believing they don't, in fact, eat a lot of fish, despite all evidence to the contrary. Said Z-lister then goes all conspiracy theorist and accuses you from being from a 'hateful forum'. You then Google the forum and find it to be full of reasonable, kind and funny people who have receipts of the Z-listers fish consumption, and have been discussing your Twitter interaction and fan-girling over you to the extent that you already have a forum nickname.

That’s such a good point. I know I was part of that problem and I wish I’d been more thoughtful.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Bullshit, most people wear masks.

Fuck off Jack with your pious nonsense.

 

[Orphan_Black]

why get a new kitten on Sunday and clear off ALL DAY on Monday?

Especially if she has her monday routine. She knew she wouldn't be there the next day. Selfish all the way down, rotten to the core.

She's also going to find herself fucked come the booster jab drive, it's still a three month wait after the second. If she hasn't even had that, she's going to have a hard time sorting it.

 

[Ninch55]

No, no I do not have a Tiggy + Bo I toyed briefly with the idea but the whole concept of putting things in it was too 'out there' and I'm just not that maverick. I'll just vaguely check-in to A&E on Twatter, say something enigmatically tragic then pop a picture up of me looking like Pennywise. I'LL BE FINE THANKYOU.

Ok, as long as you make sure the corridor is EMPTY when you’re taking photos. You don’t have to be maverick but you do need to carry your Rimmel palette and a phone charger. And don’t forget a shot of the smol pixie feet please. Godspeed.

 

[Ninch55]

As someone said on another thread “if we all felt the same way about everything, life would be boring”*

*please no one say they don’t like Ina.

I LOVE Ina. She got me back into cooking, way back when things were grim. I tend to halve the sugar content though.. and I get serious house envy too