It is amazing how one can make every single dish look like a train wreck.
It is amazing how one can make every single dish look like a train wreck.
You are the dearest heart of the cabalI am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.
I am deeply grateful, truly. No one in my family has such an amazing ornament.I am glad you enjoy your presents dear hearts, the puddle took weeks to stock as some of the items are very exclusive and sought after. Make sure to show them off and be unnecessarily aggressive when people ask where you got said item from because POOR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED NICE THINGS and it was GIFTED anyway.
I think that is partly why I am so angry. I would love nothing more than to have a cat or two but I can't where I currently live. So I suck it up and hope things might change one day. There's you and me, responsible non cat owners, and then there's Jack...I don’t have any cats because I don’t have the space to give one a good life at the moment.
A cotswold sideboard- you shouldn't have!The deadest cat of all: a live cat. I'm not even going to dignify it with a discussion. In fact I only came here to say that as it is a fortnight until Slopmas and because you have been a very good cabal after her outrageous behaviour this last week, I have stocked a puddle full of gifts for you all in Slopbot's grottoThere should be enough for all the regular posters if no badgers ransack the puddle. Merry Slopmas darlings.
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yep, also felt sick seeing someone buying one of her books for a mum of FOUR. The shit 120 calorie slop won’t help any family struggling, give the £6.99 RRP to that mum to top up on some frozen fruit and veggies from Iceland ffs not that fucking book YET AGAIN.I’m not so worried for the cat, the cat won’t have to eat her shit slop, pick her up from the floor when she’s fallen with chronic arthritis, walk aimlessly around the woods with a shopping trolley, take candid photos of mamapapa, won’t have to experience her Twitter, her thot shots, her various forms, her various back stories; the cat won’t have the access to the internet to read up on herself or see herself in photos she had no control over, the cat won’t see it’s cat mamapapa tell the world that she’s sold all her toys but she’s an alcoholic who also rams meds down her neck. The cat will be ok so long as she feeds it and cares for it, it seems she does this for cooper so I think the cat will be fine...SB though
It could be worse dear heart…
i must be on the naughty list this year
Babe, same. The Toni + Guy gift voucher made me laugh out loud! Slopbot’s puddle came at exactly the right time (and I know that from my GIFTED watch!). You actually are a maverick genius @traumatised sideboard . I bet Jack wishes she could join in.You are the dearest heart of the cabal
All the puddle gift reactions has cheered me right up after Jack's selfishness xxxx
Oh great! Can you pick up some frames for Jack while you’re there? Only 6 days until the Christmas post deadline!A Wilko giftcard. I shall hotfoot it down for some paint forthwith!
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