Bualadh Bos!I've been BUSY working on a little magnum opus themed around the fact that poverty food blogger Jack Monroe deliberately spoiled her brexit ballot. Then she stockpiled tins like a greedy selfish tory instead of having a sharing outlook and donating those tins to a foodbank (without her name attached).
I call it Peak Narc Cunt.
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Apologies to JRR Tolkien. Pls don't eat me Smaug.
Pasta n sauce! Beloved by students and the recently independentHer pasta looks like those cuppa-soup style pasta things you get in the paper packets.
I hate it when I'm not commenting as it happens but I have to jump ahead to say ..... soup followed by pasta for dinner? And you think this requires multiple recipes? OK. Also, 3 plates, is that meant to make Louisa jealous or something cos if so
And Slimming World!Pasta n sauce! Beloved by students and the recently independent
Get Thrifty With Me?Wait till she sees these bad boys
And the only (unchanged) duvet cover Jack ownsThe thought of her sitting upstairs in her bungalow, in bed wearing her only pair of sweaty deathly-ill-but-not-COVID flooflebot plagiarism pyjamas with a hunk of bespoke artisan soft cheese in her hand that she periodically gnaws from is making me feel ill.
Grunkaing, but maybe Queen Trifle Defender brought her information as well as delicious treats the other day, and now Mom is a Frau too!Is Nigella trolling us with her recipes of the day? Chocolate salami and devilled eggs.
Oh no.The thought of her sitting upstairs in her bungalow, in bed wearing her only pair of sweaty deathly-ill-but-not-COVID flooflebot plagiarism pyjamas with a hunk of bespoke artisan soft cheese in her hand that she periodically gnaws from is making me feel ill.
The photo isn't offensive, but the combination of ingredients is!The photo of the pasta doesn't offend me. Am I getting soft in my old age?
Like back in the 80s when Philadelphia came wrapped in foil like butter does. You would t eat that like an apple.Makes me think she has never had/doesn't know what Boursin actually is because it definitely can't be held and eaten like an apple. It's soft cheese, Jack. Also I thought she only bought budget brand soft cheese. Maybe that's reserved only for SB's soggy, shitty sarnies for school. Now there's a tongue twister for ya.
Oh my godI've been BUSY working on a little magnum opus themed around the fact that poverty food blogger Jack Monroe deliberately spoiled her brexit ballot. Then she stockpiled tins like a greedy selfish tory instead of having a sharing outlook and donating those tins to a foodbank (without her name attached).
I call it Peak Narc Cunt.
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Apologies to JRR Tolkien. Pls don't eat me Smaug.
I mean we got one Christmas gift with the tax and now you are just being greedy with this fabulous dream. It really is like lord of the rings tonight! Trifley D is Gandalf obvs.Grunkaing, but maybe Queen Trifle Defender brought her information as well as delicious treats the other day, and now Mom is a Frau too!
I need something to get me through a 4 hour long Yr 6 graduation I'll be attending soonI mean we got one Christmas gift with the tax and now you are just being greedy with this fabulous dream. It really is like lord of the rings tonight! Trifley D is Gandalf obvs.
Decide which squiggle is which fellowship character. Should keep you occupied for several!I need something to get me through a 4 hour long Yr 6 graduation I'll be attending soon
Fraus, she's broken me. I'm now googling French cheese names trying to figure out which one she is eating like an apple and mistakenly calling Boursin. This is peripatetic all over again. When will I learn?! Time for bed!Makes me think she has never had/doesn't know what Boursin actually is because it definitely can't be held and eaten like an apple. It's soft cheese, Jack. Also I thought she only bought budget brand soft cheese. Maybe that's reserved only for SB's soggy, shitty sarnies for school. Now there's a tongue twister for ya.
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