Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest

[Ninch55]

She can duck right off with the suicide breadcrumbing. Her posts last night really unsettled me (probably exactly what she intended) and if she keeps it up I'm going to have to take a break. Triggering prune.

To lighten the mood, I glimpsed this while scrolling through Twitter and thought it was a new Jack sandwich/brick cake for a moment.

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They obviously came from that generic shop known as "the Internet" ...

She’s a truly selfish bint, and so manipulative it’s breathtaking. This is why I get so furious - it’s pure drama and, after yesterday’s antics, I loathe her more than I thought possible.
Also, Jackanory, I hope you know what you’re doing with the lye in your soap making because that stuff can be very nasty. I know you’re an unrivalled expert in all things possible, but your readers may not be. Just letting you know, for insurance purposes…oh, wait…….sorry, my bad.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Miggle is like a dog with a bone and I am here for it.

Imagine if, after the endless fish on toast photos, this is the thing that causes her next Twitter flounce.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's really getting called out on making tinned sardines her entire personality right now. The lights may be off for some time

 

[BlendedSlop]

She’s a truly selfish bint, and so manipulative it’s breathtaking. This is why I get so furious - it’s pure drama and, after yesterday’s antics, I loathe her more than I thought possible.
Also, Jackanory, I hope you know what you’re doing with the lye in your soap making because that stuff can be very nasty. I know you’re an unrivalled expert in all things possible, but your readers may not be. Just letting you know, for insurance purposes…oh, wait…….sorry, my bad.

Jack isn't making soap (that I know of) - the tweet I posted was from someone else.

 

[Malkiavelli]

Um how big was her advance that she could afford to consult all these people because it doesn't come free.

Yea but the joke is on us - the inane Twitter polls about favourites this or that, we’ll they’re actually Monroe’s idea of consulting “teams of qualified dieticians and nutritionists”. And it’s completely free…

 

[Ninch55]

Jack isn't making soap (that I know of) - the tweet I posted was from someone else.

Ok sorry, I definitely misread that going to take a brief tattle break for an hour or so……

 

[Jelly Bean]

Is it too late to nominate a new honorary Frau

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Is she deleting all her fish photos yet?
Luckily they are helpfully stored here.
She is so silly - why not just say 'yes for a period of time I ate fish every day' instead of arguing about it and making up stories about teams of people vetting her books?

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I kinda love it when she gets angry....

 

[Veronicaaa]

I kinda love it when she gets angry....

I just love it when she gets called out on her bullshit and backs herself into a corner. ETA - I mean, she *does* realise she doesn't have to respond to everything negative on the internet, right? But she seeks out this stuff because she thinks she can come out on top.

 

[Lanie]

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Squig come here I am sure for at least two weeks she offended by eyes with endless fish posts.

 

[LavaFlake]

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Jack nailing the Year 8 Debating Club vibe... ignoring the overall point miggle was making and trying to catch her out on a detail lol. We truly are living in Groundhog Day with R Jackie.

 

[Satisfying Click]

The fishy squiggle isn't giving up. Neither will Jack as she lacks the emotional intelligence to do so.

Buckle up fraus...

 

[Veronicaaa]

THE LIES, THE LIES

 

[Lanie]

Didn't she apologise to thus squig for being arsey only mere hours ago. She's like her own space time continuum.

Bloody hell I am cringing so much my eyes twitching

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"...plates of fishy stuff" Go go Go, Figgle Miggle! We are waiting with towels and energy drinks when you are done!

 

[StringyMango]

For some reason I keep getting "Dr" Gillian Mckeith vibes it's all sooo mid 90s.

 

[Vanelope]

Is it too late to nominate a new honorary Frau

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Is this because Twitter Jack doesn’t believe Insta Jack exists?

 

[Lanie]

Where's @Marmalade Atkins. Stop working we need your forensic knowledge of dates and times for the fish.

Your boss will understand.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Also Jack a few weeks ago: "my diet is 90% canned fish" "Definitely in a sardines on toast 100 ways phase"
Hahaha gaslight 101