Jack Monroe #225 The squit has hit the pan
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE SO ANNOYING???
She looks like the wife of a disgraced MP.
What era are we in? Positive Jack era?
The goop is made by blending mayonnaise with melted chocolate orange segments, crème patissière, orange oil.
... Jack, is that you?
I'm grateful for having fully focussed ears
Ooh, snap, that was my immediate shady thought too. Hooting and fizzing here!my ability to blend eyeshadow
Also, the face tuning on these "photos" is off the charts. You can see where she's diced and sliced and corrected everything. She might as well just upload a drawing of herself, like Jane Gammons.
Thus, I am thankful that I can upload a selfie without face tuning the holy duck out of it and not rely on validation from complete strangers.
Years of practice
Someone got new lips in their advent calendar this morning.
are you not GRATEFUL?
It would take about 15 seconds to take a brush and make an attempt on blending it out a little. It's so simple
Especially as that make up is probably high end... it looks very pigmented.It's the contrast between that and the facetune and lip fillers... I can't.
Yes. This will last until approximately 1am tomorrow.
Grateful that she's being so irritating that I'm forced to log off and actually try to get some work done. Thanks Jack
Ouch. Also, hilarious that we know she has no nets and is standing in full view of the street doing this.
Are we almost at the the house yet everyone?
So many breadcrumbs this morning…
Children’s clothes
Medication mention
Return to Twitter
No sleep
Good lighting
Off to make some brioche/choux with my little bag.
So many breadcrumbs this morning…
Children’s clothes
Medication mention
Return to Twitter
No sleep
Good lighting
Off to make some brioche/choux with my little bag.
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