Jack Monroe #220 Has Jack Monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd paid her tax bill to HMRC yet?

[Nottonightbabe]

Neither does Russell Nobbs...View attachment 860127

Spoiler: Penis commentary

That is not his penis, I've seen what that looks like and that is not its outline

shitting hell, nadiya hussain's on bbc2 now making a cheese sauce with evaporated milk and wotsits!

Why?! That's worse than Jack!

 

[Lanie]

I honestly just see this suit except her is white and she has no hat. She needs a hat.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Spoiler: Penis commentary

That is not his penis, I've seen what that looks like and that is not its outline

Why?! That's worse than Jack!

I really cannot cope with the entirety of this comment.

 

[GoLando]

Shudder, another case of just eat the item as it was intended. Nobody wants or needs their shortbread all fingered, thumbed and poked at in somebody's grimy kitchen

Sounds almost like it could be in the cervix convo

It’s a rainy day kids activity - but also a waste of food as no one will eat it.m

it is not a competition

but you might have won

Can we please have a baffling and enticing thread title: Jack Monroe and the Competitive Cervix.

We’d be forever explaining it to newbies and I can’t imagine I’d ever stop owl-champagne-ing.

shitting hell, nadiya hussain's on bbc2 now making a cheese sauce with evaporated milk and wotsits!

Oh duck off.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Spoiler: Penis commentary

That is not his penis, I've seen what that looks like and that is not its outline

Why?! That's worse than Jack!

Spoiler: Penis response

I’ve seen one that size in real life, it’s outline didn’t look like that
Also it’s against the rules to hint at tea without revealing it...

 

[Nottonightbabe]

View attachment 860326 I honestly just see this suit except her is white and she has no hat. She needs a hat.

Spoiler: Penis response

I’ve seen one that size in real life, it’s outline didn’t look like that
Also it’s against the rules to hint at tea without revealing it...

Spoiler: Since you ask...

No tea. Have no desire to see a sans underwear Russell Brand up close. Google is your friend (or not, as the case may be... )

 

[Cookiecookie]

Neither does Russell Nobbs...View attachment 860127

He's a visual representation of what the postman smells outside Jack's house

 

[flotsam]

I found it but it's dead mate

 

[Nottonightbabe]

He's a visual representation of what the postman smells outside Jack's house

Or if Jack's rug finally came alive and walked..?

 

[Captainmouse]

Didnt she say be sponsored her or something imagine being that room, oh wait you wouldnt have to their egos and massive sense of self would take up all the space...

No deodorant, fish and an inexplicable egg

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Spoiler: Cervix chat

Again that's super rude and quite frankly none of her business. Do they not get taught to keep their opinions to themselves??

That was gynaecology back in the day sweetie, im talking 80s. I genuinely had a doctor tell me to open my legs for a pelvic exam for the pill (sweet 16) as "if you were shy you wouldn't be here".

 

[notthegiraffe]

View attachment 860335

Spoiler: Since you ask...

No tea. Have no desire to see a sans underwear Russell Brand up close. Google is your friend (or not, as the case may be... )

Umm, I googled, I have observed… that is definitely not the outline in his trousers.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Just unfollowed a meme account on Twitter who's just enabled the tip jar function and tweeted "asking their followers if it's working." Soz hun, you've given me plenty of lols but now the begging bowl's being held out, you can get to duck.

Second ever person I've seen with the gall to actually have it on, after Jack.

Anyway, just setting up a summoning circle for a chaos to distract us from the penis/cervix chat.

 

[Vanelope]

Ok - new energy in the circle.
As we are not being provided with a new slop based chaos this evening who do we think is paying for a maverick Christmas dishes article? and what is the theme?
Fish/eggs/sprouts? Things that can cause house fires? Giant fork/tiny plate? #platetruther

 

[FunnyFuneral]

It’s a rainy day kids activity - but also a waste of food as no one will eat it.m

it is not a competition

but you might have won

Cheers Vanelepe x my cervix has been a concern Since1991 hence my boredom . On the other hand,...

 

[Vanelope]

shitting hell, nadiya hussain's on bbc2 now making a cheese sauce with evaporated milk and wotsits!

Someone broke Nadiya!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Ok - new energy in the circle.
As we are not being provided with a new slop based chaos this evening who do we think is paying for a maverick Christmas dishes article? and what is the theme?
Fish/eggs/sprouts? Things that can cause house fires? Giant fork/tiny plate? #platetruther

Good question! Never mind what the next Xmas extravaganza will look like, I want to know what it will sound like?

ENJOY!!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

Good question! Never mind what the next Xmas extravaganza will look like, I want to know what it will sound like?

ENJOY!!!!

Like a doorway to hell.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Sorry on a grunk, regarding the Diva outfits the clothes after generally brought by the stylist and usually taken away after the shoot

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I have to say, this deep fried Christmas dinner sounds rather delicious, and quite the bargain at a tenner. AND it has a deep fried mince pie on the side for dessert!

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