Polish Jack is back!!!!!
Jack Monroe #220 Has Jack Monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd paid her tax bill to HMRC yet?
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I'm reminded of that gif from Game of Thrones of the guy waving a sausage around. I lack the photoshop skills to add Jack's face to it, sadly
The last time she was at the Polish shop was when she was in her 'happy place' (LJC's apartment) wasn't it? Do you think she's trying to tell us she's in London again?
Oh God, it's Locavore Jack
"Excuse me, is this cooking bacon local?"
"Lady, this is ASDA
"
"Oh..."
"Excuse me, is this cooking bacon local?"
"Lady, this is ASDA
""Oh..."
Because then she doesn’t have to write the ingredients as:
1/2 a sausage,
1 Brussels sprout,
1tsp yogurt (me neither…).
Serve* on one IKEA play kitchen plate for perception deception….
*Alternatively serve straight into the bin as no one is eating this tit
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This comes back to the "does Jack have a new girlfriend" discourse.
I was originally going to say "maybe she's in someone else('s apartment)" but couldn't quite bring myself to just say that on its own
When you put these two pics together like this it reminds me of the Drake meme.Oh God, it's Locavore Jack
"Excuse me, is this cooking bacon local?"
"Lady, this is ASDA
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Southend? Edinburgh? Northern Ireland? Cyprus?
Oh thanks for getting back to me re. your location Jack! That was quick.
So she bought a packet of Maldon Sea Salt.
Ffs.
She just wants to show off her Steptoe shoes again doesn't she?
I guess the white with yellow blobs are yoghurt with mustard
but they look like smol snotty eggs 
Note that she’s hidden the like counts from the sausage tit show, but not the one of her smol feet
I know I’ve said this before, but I do think she’s really still annoyed that her career has grown up around budget food by mistake - she clearly has no idea/tastebuds/aptitude nor desire for learning. I really do think her origin story (
) was aiming to be a piece about benefits and poverty as she was politically interested, but she was picked up and feted and the “budget cooking” label over took her. And as much she got a free career as an author/columnist/smw/ professional elevenerifer/rent-a-gob, with a niiice line in grifting on the side, now she’s stuck and frustrated (and is taking out her micro aggressions on her salad drawer).
Just read that like “traazers? On a bird?”
lol
She changed it
Doesn’t vinegar curdle dairy? Don’t you use vinegar/lemon to sour milk?
Nominate “perception deception” as a category in the wiki I will attempt to add it at some point with examples
Nominate “perception deception” as a category in the wiki I will attempt to add it at some point with examples
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