Yogurt on a sausage? I don’t think.
Jack Monroe #220 Has Jack Monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd paid her tax bill to HMRC yet?
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Cake fork 
Saucer
Polish Jack has returned
Fart Jack has lingered
The brown filter LEFT
Saucer
Polish Jack has returned
Fart Jack has lingered
The brown filter LEFT
Okay, I’ve managed to locate most of the ingredients, but, what’s that black bit in the middle.
That's terrible, it only really dawned on me yesterday, people thanking her for vile recipes, sending her money and being so defensive over her etc., and yes, the rehab gives her access to so many more vulnerable people who will bask in the reflected glory of being 'supported' by a minor Griffin celeb
This looks a lot like the rank inside of my salad draw that I cleaned out last night after forgetting to do so before went away for 10 days.... I can only imagine it smells pretty similar too!
Folded over sprout leaf. Maybe with a hint of leek.
I just read the description three times desperately trying to make sense of the random assortment of ingredients and it simply doesn't add up!! Yoghurt? Polish sausage? Vinegar? Her tastebuds are messed up.
Does she know that just because she buys an item in a local shop, it doesn't make it a local item? No, she doesn't.
I'm really confused as to why she's listing where she got everything.
I did not foresee the return of Polska Jack
That doesn’t look very appetising
That doesn’t look very appetising
…of all the people Jack loves most in all the world ….An iconic maverick family reunion
Yogurt and vinegar?! Reminds me of when Babylon used to do Baileys & Prosecco shots that would
curdle in your mouth when you drank it.
Why is this bit making me boak so much?!
I think it's playing to Tattle. By doing that they have a comeback if someone (here or anywhere else) were to say "obviously that came from waitrose" or something.
And re grim shots, a mate of mine once drank some bizarre concoction involving Baileys and lime cordial.
It actually smelled okay. But drinking it had the effect of him immediately running to the loo and boaking, not massively surprisingly
Especially when only a few months ago (or maybe not, Jack time isn't the same as any other other time), she was ranting about how she can't
get to local shops or afford butter, but now she can afford to get yoghurt delivered. I remember the last time she mentioned a milkman I was
actually sad enough to look up how much it cost in Southend to get milk delivered compared to a pint in Asda, but I am busy so I SHAN'T be doing it again but it's certainly going to be more. It certainly wouldn't take long for the difference to cover a pack of butter.
Because it looks like a
bumhole next to some gull’s droppings. From the pier.
Don't worry Jack, no one here is going to accuse you of buying .... that? .... in Waitrose. Also please leave Polish sausages alone x
Yogurt and sprouts, that well loved combination.
Also, Maldon salt - FANCY!
Also, Maldon salt - FANCY!
I don't care where she got it from- yoghurt and vinegar? Have a word.
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