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Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninniesā¦sorry I havenāt been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. Iām very smol, so sheās probably right
As for the cranberry tit - it looks like somethingās been disembowelled. Anyone seen Fiddy lately?!
Genius thread title, btw
I miss you lot!Jesus. Quoted myself like a twit, trying to clarify whose nails I was referring to. Itās been too long!!Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninniesā¦sorry I havenāt been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails (JMās, not Dear Heart @Lanieās) and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. Iām very smol, so sheās probably right
As for the cranberry tit - it looks like somethingās been disembowelled. Anyone seen Fiddy lately?!
Genius thread title, btw
Nice to see you billy, in summary Mrs B will still think Jack is a bleeping twit.Just popping in to say pip pip and doff my cap at you mithering ninniesā¦sorry I havenāt been about much, loads going on IRL. Eldest pointed out the nails and reckons I could do a better job with emulsion. Iām very smol, so sheās probably right
As for the cranberry tit - it looks like somethingās been disembowelled. Anyone seen Fiddy lately?!
Genius thread title, btw
Jesus. Quoted myself like a twit, trying to clarify whose nails I was referring to. Itās been too long!!
Burnt, cremated, carcinogenic sardines
Why is there a witchetty grub on it?
on twitter the celery is pickled!
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She can't help but alter even the smallest of details. Why, I've no idea.
Using the sardines as a comparator, that plate/bowl is tiny. It is not a serving for an adult, even if you could find one that would eat it.
Once again with the 34p per serving. Where can I buy 2 sardines, 1 stick of celery, one serving of pasta, etc. etc. That sort of pricing is good enough for the smol lil pixie, but not any other food writer.
Another for the listā¦.
I have found Jack the perfect Christmas present. Totally useless, ugly, waste of money and overpriced. Everything Jack loves.
www.michaelturnerstudios.co.uk
Large Tin of Sardines - Wall mounted Artwork - Michael Turner Studios
Large Tin of Sardines is lovingly handmade out of stainless steel. A beautiful piece of wall mounted artwork for your home.
Really squigs? Really?? Are they somehow looking at a different picture?
Maybe āPhwoarā and āOooooā are the sounds they make whilst vomiting?
I know you guys are on tenterhooks for that recipe. I'm going to blow your minds.
She put sardines, celery, and garlic in a pan. Added salt, pepper, chilli and lemon. I imagine the vinegar came from pickled(!) celery, Hopefully she fried it all in butter, but who knows where Jack is at with butter these days.
In a saucepan, she boiled some spaghetti.
Add them together.
The reason her's cost 34p is cos there's 2 sardines, 3 slices of celery and a kid's portion of spaghetti. Oh, and it lacks actual ingredients.
That'll be Ā£7.99 please everyone. I accept all major forms of payment, sideboards, and Russell Hobb kettles.
She put sardines, celery, and garlic in a pan. Added salt, pepper, chilli and lemon. I imagine the vinegar came from pickled(!) celery, Hopefully she fried it all in butter, but who knows where Jack is at with butter these days.
In a saucepan, she boiled some spaghetti.
Add them together.
The reason her's cost 34p is cos there's 2 sardines, 3 slices of celery and a kid's portion of spaghetti. Oh, and it lacks actual ingredients.
That'll be Ā£7.99 please everyone. I accept all major forms of payment, sideboards, and Russell Hobb kettles.
Isn't that the recipe though? Am I being dense?
A bad case of ātoo much Quornā last night has not been helped by these pictures.
Agree with dear Manc, the size of thewitchety grubs celery indicates just how little is in the smol, overpriced, Sophie Conran for portmerion saucers.
She needs stopping.
Agree with dear Manc, the size of the
She needs stopping.
PMSL!
Just misread this as āJust done the costings for my shite..ā and I donāt think I have ever made a more perfect mistakeā¦
Is that not the recipe there?!
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