Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

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Adayinthelife

Holy LJC, I’m going to have nightmares tonight about that slop crawling out of the dish and attacking me…
 
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Toffee finger

Eating something that looks like that is bad but eating it for a midnight snack? What the actual fuck
 
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Pocahontas

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Why’s she cooked Shrek’s liver?
Disgraceful. Absolute trolling.
 
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Aquamarina

What in the ever living fuck has she concocted there? I think this is one of her worst ones yet. And as for the “ It’s so good, I’ve eaten it for breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snacks”, bitch please!
 
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Lanie

Shesaidwhat? said:
This is a bowl that looks like a swamp, tastes like sin. I don’t know about you guys but I’m sold. I can’t work out if it was the opening sentence or the use of dissect throwing me back in time to biology lessons that swung it for me.
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It really looks pile of gunk that the bad gremlins come from.

https://giphy.com/xUySTyo8V0KdFG9MAg
Midnight snacks you say?!

Toffee finger said:
Eating something that looks like that is bad but eating it for a midnight snack? What the actual fuck
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Your emoji matches the food.
 
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especifisally

I was listening to this podcast episode about addiction earlier (by Huberman Lab) and at around the 1h 7min mark they start discussing if and why some people get addicted to sobriety. Immediately thought about the "heroine" of this topic.
 
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Lanie

https://giphy.com/vsKPXCycl73MY
I think this is a secret she can keep.

It looks like pond, probably taste like pond and probably once lived in a pond.

I think this is a secret she can keep.

It looks like pond, probably taste like pond and probably once lived in a pond.
 
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Jelly Bean

Marmalade Atkins said:
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Every so often here there is a plaintive cry from somebody who sees the light - 'but hang on - she actually really cannot cook can she?'
It is almost a bit of an exaggerated 'in joke' that she can't, but then the clouds part and the truth is obvious that it is no joke and she genuinely has no fucking clue about cooking.
Her meals look repulsive. Her descriptions are repulsive.
On what planet would anybody ever want to know what foulness actually went into the birth of bright green liquid surrounding a mound of, well, fuck knows what tbh.
 
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ChickenPorridge

I'm going to play devil's advocate here to all you rotten ninnies and say I think it looks wonderful. My 3 year old is currently obsessed with Oscar the Grouch and will be delighted when I sling a bowl of his #2 juice down for her supper. Patiently awaiting this recipe Jack lots of love, Chick P. https://giphy.com/yRNSxsl1rJEwU
 
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EddieBeds

I think Vlad is trying to distract me from the ptsd inducing slop (actually reminds me of a tummy bug vom I did at uni) with this ballet trolling…maybe he got Bolshoi and Birmingham mixed up or maybe it’s a case of all ballet venues are interchangeable?

 
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Lanie

If i had to guess it has something to do with spinach or cabbage sprouts mixed up and cooked from sometime last week, with no seasoning.
 
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