Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[GoLando]

Anyone seen Peter Rabbit 2? The bit where the rabbits drink sparkling water and Flopsy (rightly) says “it tastes like sand!”

I reckon that’s where Jack took her inspiration from for this latest concoction.

Oh my God!! That’s right. I love all things fizzy BUT water as it’s just so disgusting

 

[Walkdengirl]

The thing that worries me is that uncooked egg Can make people very ill. She shouldn't encourage people to do it.

All chickens in England are vaccinated against salmonella so the risk of that has gone.

However I hate runny or raw eggs so just that would make boak

 

[Nottonightbabe]

It won’t get hot outside either

To be fair, it's probably on her hallway floor, on one of those rolls of background she has, but still

 

[Saint_clemmie]

I raise you this

You win!

 

[Cookiecookie]

Burnt vegetable matter??

Wasn't it banana or pear? She had a whole series of bacon and porridge concoctions, which I had managed to blank until just now

 

[Cookiecookie]

I decided I had to try tiktok even though I’m old and tired and don’t like need things. Wow, there are so many cooks on there who understand texture and variety and non-slop.

jack is falling behind all of her contemporaries.

We don't need TikTok Jack (or do we...)

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Internet....enabled.
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I think Jack's friends put up with an awful lot but this is too much for any human to bear, you're and she brings you this!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Jack is obviously trolling us here.

Too many give aways - states she is always learning about food, black pepper, mention two of her books , manky old jars as Christmas presents. Yukky photo with teeny pixie spoon in a fifthly bowl.

Not buying it.

And damaging the last remaining shreds of her career in the process.

 

[PortiaControl]

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Wasn't there a picture of her in Ghostbusters dress up the other day in one of the Facebook photo dumps?

 

[Captainmouse]

There's another piece following her Sainsbury's sacking;

The woes of Ms Monroe

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We like him, where is he?

 

[Captainmouse]

Flipping auto carrot.

Sorry I shouldn't laugh at jokes of my own making

 

[Lanie]

I will never understand why anyone leaves their Facebook account open for the whole world to see. Surely basic common sense would prevail.

Having said that, it is nice that the parents seem to have a good relationship with each other. It looks like Jack has a really good support network.

This my facebook was private as soon as i opened it. I didnt even fill in my bio apart from my date of birth.

 

[Blurp]

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Coop insurance is incredibly cheap. Cheaper than a fucking sideboard, anyhow.

Wouldn't give me a quote because the council flooded my garage and workshop from the road and the insurance company refused to renew.

 

[Nonnymouse]

Bib and money, a totally unnecessary spend

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Why pay that?!? Cut slice from butter, use mini craft or cookie cutters -£1 from pound land - squish remainder of slice up, cut again.

 

[EllaEm87]

It’s always amusing when us boring old timers trot out a shocking jackism without batting an eyelid, and more recent fraus do a double take and are convinced we invent this stuff

Not at all! The invention definitely comes from the primary source- Jack

 

[Captainmouse]

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I mostly just use the Tattle search function. Sometimes Tattle + Google if I can't find it via Tattle alone.

See I can never find stuff with tattle search, even stuff I have posted

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Instead of ping pong balls it'd be eggs wouldn't it?!
Damn you inexplicable eggs.

Eggs would be more in keeping with the 'Masculine Aesthetic!'

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She had lots of dental probs didn't she, so wouldn't surprise me if an addiction to painkillers came out of that. She obviously has quite an addictive personality.

It could be an abuse of codeine-based pills. She was prescribed tramadol too, wasn't she? Also, it is really not difficult to get hold of opiate-based pain relief 'off-script'.

 

[RobinsNest]

She’s either totally irresponsible or is just after some fresh donations.

Jack's such a maverick multihyphenate, it's both.

 

[Aquamarina]

Smol pixie small of course!